A young woman from San Antonio, who died of cystic fibrosis, was taken from a funeral parlor. It doesn’t get any lower than that, folks.
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I’d search the parts chop shop of the local Planned Parenthood office. But then again, she’s dead and at this point what difference does it make?
Yikes-this is pretty fucking sick.
God, that’s awful. I hope for her and her family’s sake it was a mix up between funeral homes and that’s all, but seeing as what’s happening in the world today, I’m thinking it’s not the funeral home’s fault.
The perpetrator deserves stiff punishment.
Perhaps someone in her family doesn’t like the idea of cremation.
Wow, only 16 minutes before the Corpsemen humor starts.
How do you know she didn’t simply wake up and ran away?
I hear about that all the time on Coast-To-Coast AM.
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Lucifer hates when that happens.
Read the story. The NY Post has been punk’d. The Funeral Home’s owner’s name is Dick Tips.
Hey, BFH, where’d you find that picture,
on Ashley Mortuary dot com? 🙂
Can’t say I would trust a mortician with the name “dick tips”.
What’s the mortician assistant’s name? Linda Labia?
FDR, it figures they’d have Coast to Coast AM on down in Hell. That is one weird program straight out of Hell. Wonder if the guy who used to call Jim Bohanon on Sat. nights from Milwaukee trying to sell him alien abduction insurance is down there yet. And body snatching is creepy and always will be.
maybe a muzz married her for some nec sex
First on the list of possible suspects: a recently-arrived “dreamer”. Unfortunately, in San Antonio, that’s over 60% of the population.
Nope. It looks like Dick Tips is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNevjWHIReA
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Anybody check on whether CHEB was in town?
I can’t help but think of Star 80, or a really intense Sam Kinnison skit.
WTFF ??
If this is true, it’s time to cue the asteroid.
Does the extra f in WTFF stand for What The Friggin F**K? Or fu**ity f**k?
“private area behind the funeral chapel”….sounds like the back yard. Or the alley? Also, “Dick Tips”? Really? He couldn’t go by “Richard”? Or “Ricky”? Or “Bob”?
There’s a guy on the radio named “Tad Dickenbush”. Good thing his first name isn’t “Harry”
Reminds me of the Rabbi’s cat,
who worked for tips.
; D
I wouldn’t rule out necro. Yes people, the hearts of men are desperately wicked, who can know it?
The Shadow knows. But Lamont Cranston would’ve never thought of that back in the 30’s and 40’s. Murder, mayhem etc. but not necrophilia, even Lights Out, The Inner Sanctum, Suspense, Escape etc. wouldn’t have touched that one with a ten foot pole. back in those days. OK I know I listen to listen to too much old time radio programs on XM but it’s better than 98% of the crap that’s currently on TV.
Betting the perp is busy giving the corpse “stiff punishment.”
“Ewww” all you want; you know that’s what’s happening.
Yeah,…Kinison!
Normal (non-psychiatrist, medical & LEOs) people aren’t aware of how much nec sex is out there. She is/was a beautiful young woman. But then, normal people don’t imagine there is much sex happening with exhaust pipes either.
Sadly that’s true, and they vote Democrat.
OT: Every so often Lucifer calls in to George Noory on the Hot Line. He bypasses the screeners as “Big Red.” He likes to tip George to those who are in Hell’s On Deck Circle.
I’m sure Digby “Digger” O’Dell, from THE LIFE OF RILEY, has plenty of missing corpse stories. 🙂
Are you Sirius?
If grayscape were still alive, he’d say, “I’d hit that!”
Did Grayscape actually die? I know Menderman did, but Grayscape?
Sad beyond words. But aside from guessing what could motivate such behavior, how the hell could somebody steal a corpse from a casket, in a funeral home, without getting caught? It’s hard to believe in this day and age that any business would be without video surveillance, which is really cheap and a write off.
I think it was Menderman’s brother.
“During business hours” sounds like an inside job.
“What the Fu***ng f**k?”
(At least in the circles in which I travel.)
I’ll bet you anything someone wanted a prop to use the Carpool Lane. 😉