When There is a Will…
It was a head-scratching birth. Momo, a 12-year-old white-handed gibbon, lived alone in a cage at a Japanese zoo—and delivered a shock when she delivered a baby in February 2021. As Vice reports, zookeepers at the Kujukushima Zoo and Botanical Garden in Nagasaki couldn’t figure out how Momo could have mated with one of her male neighbors, since “two layers of barriers”—bars and chicken wire—separated them. Two years later, the zoo thinks it has figured out the mysterious birth, and it took a DNA test for it to get there.
That DNA testing—of hair and stool samples from Momo, her still-unnamed baby, and four possible fathers—revealed Momo somehow mated with Itoh, a 34-year-old agile gibbon who occupied an adjacent enclosure. As for the “how” in that somehow, the zoo has a theory: It tells CNN it believes the mating occurred via a 0.3-inch hole in a steel plate between their enclosures.
“believes the mating occurred via a 0.3-inch hole in a steel plate between their enclosures”
In other words, a gloryhole.
…love finds a way…
White Handed Gibbons are small animals, but a little over 1/4″ isn’t saying much for Itoh. Enough to get the job done, however.
If you want something bad enough even if you’re a little monkey you’ll find away,and they say football is a game of inches.
I have trouble believing much of the story just knowing CNN is involved in any manner.
Itoh in Japanese is “Fauci.”
Are they observing if any of the zoo keepers are acting particularly nervous?
CJ
FEBRUARY 12, 2023 AT 2:44 PM
“Itoh in Japanese is “Fauci.””
…actually, Itoh makes roller conveyors in really clever ways, including making rollers with thr motors INSIDE.
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…not sure how this ties to naming a horny gibbon, but he DOES seem to be very much into pushing those Production numbers up…
Itoh might be known as ‘needle dick’ but it sure ain’t a short one….
I think maybe Ito used his 9mm to create that hole.
Seems legit…
Gives new meaning to “pencil dick”.
Life finds a way.
Unless I miss my guess, it sounds like there was some monkey business going on.
See guys, it doesn’t take much, 8-inchers are a myth. I’d like to see the hole that got the job done.
Same thing happened with our female Irish Setter. She stayed in a kennel most of the time and was with us when out. She birthed 3 Golden Retriever x Setter pups one icy winter day. Our neighbors Golden, Sully, was the only suspect. Those were some beautiful, humongous pups, ending up over 90# each.
Hey Brad see if your coof dick still werks, .03 hole is a maybe, oh my!
Now we know how Michelle Obama managed to have 2 children.
I’ve always wondered about the term “hot monkey sex”, now I understand.