*satire.
IMAO: MENLO PARK (AP) – As part of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s plan to have the most aggressive anti-hate speech policy on social media, the billionaire entrepreneur purchased the entire island of Alcatraz, including its prison facilities, with the intention of housing policy violators there.
Zuckerberg explained his decision to finally put some much needed “teeth” into a policy that is often just words and air on other platforms.
“Facebook opposes hate speech,” said Zuckerberg. “Also hate agents, hate statements, hate signals, hate ideologies, hate entities, hate symbols, hate slogans, hate paraphernalia, and neutral statements about the aforementioned hate items. However, until now, all we’ve been able to do is deplatform violators. But then they just go to Gab and go right on hate-speeching, because the stupid government won’t let us control everyone’s speech even though it’d be best for everyone.”
“Then I thought, well, they sure couldn’t do what they wanted if they were in prison. Epiphany! I’ll just buy a prison and put all the people I don’t like in it.”
But where to find a prison? more here
SNIP: It’s sad that I have to write *Satire on a post, but you know how the Left carries on nowadays…
Not so sad MJA. It is still evident to be “actual” fake news. 😉
He’s going to need a bigger island. Not nearly big enough to house 63 million Trump voters.
Just to be on the safe side, I’ll be watching the Clint Eastwood movie again.
One of the first inmates was an aging hippie, who protested, “This sucks! All I posted was a picture of me giving somebody the Bird, man.”.
Don’t worry fur I have a boat some files a blow torch and C4 I’ll bust you out just lemme know you cell block and #
And I thought ‘house-arrest’ was bad enough.
To be good satire, it has to have the ring of truth.
This is the bells of Notre Dame ringing, whoops !
Do they still ring?
Bernie the hunchback will be disappointed if not.
I wanna be Prisoner #1. >:->
Bob M – I see what you did there
Satire… for now.
I’ve already been there.
I’ve been to San Quentin as well and saw the gas chamber.
So some Jews just want to be Hitler?
Oi Vey!
Some Jews just wanna have fun
@Mansfield lovell: But did you see what I did there?
🙂
CC
the spelling is OY; as in goy! Meshugana!
Just wanted to say thank you for the link to IMAO.
See ya in the cellblock…
VV, The “Birdman of Alcatraz”, right? 😉
Funny stuff, Harvey at IMAO. As usual.
@Claudia: You got it.
🙂