So, big deal, you found a picture you didn’t have to photoshop.
Thank God he got rid of his phone…
Damn straight I’m finicky – you should try it some time, you fruit pie.
I have a yellow tabby that looks just like that cat. If it was Finn (AKA the Finnster) he’d be thinking, “Why did I let myself be rescued by this freakin fairy? What do you mean we’re going to see the vet? Not me pal. You’re the one who needs to see the Dr”.
I was thinking more along the lines of: “Love me, love my man pussy!”
(“Prepare for landing. Extend claws. Grip tightly.”)
Carefull what you say; he was on the wrestling team in high school.
Hard to believe ain’t it.
I don’t know what the cat’s thinking, but I know what I’m thinking and I’m not about to put it in print.
Let’s see, wrestling; grappling with other men often in the proximity of their assholes?! That’s about right for the man with a woman’s name.
I think when someone told Graham to get some pussy as a cover he misunderstood.
I’m NEVER letting him watch an Obola speech, again!
Geez … is he gonna put tuna on the “finger puppet,” again?
I’ma cat! I don’t mind licking my own ass … but damn! Why’s he gotta be so fuckin weird?
This is better than the duet he did with McCain!
You when I knew wrestling was gay?
The moment I had to smell another guy’s armpit. Anyone that chooses that for a sport is GAY.
I also saw the phrase “A man’s man” as gay too. wtf
Nope, hanging out with the girls was way better.
No name calling or taunting would ever convince me differently. Besides, I was faster, stronger and made straight A’s – I didn’t need the approval of other males. I WAS the threat to their masculinity.
Their GFs approval was quite enough.
Yeah, I know. No one had to tell me I was an alpha male…
Wish he’d buy a fuckin dog … they don’t mind slobberin over anything!
sh*t, add a ‘when’ as the second word there.
I’m starting to not care so much about the peeps that had probs with the edit button…
I am SOOOOOO sick of “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies!”
Who knew that Tristan and Isolde were both guys?
lindsey graham’s interpretive dance of, “the Fast and Furrious”
BigFurCat!
Really MJA? Only two? This is your milieu!
I haven’t read any of the comments yet, and I am sure this has been said, but West Side Story was the first thing that came to mind.
“And people call ME a pussy”
MJA beat me to the punch… line!
Friskie’s Ballet….damn….lied to again….
So, big deal, you found a picture you didn’t have to photoshop.
Thank God he got rid of his phone…
Damn straight I’m finicky – you should try it some time, you fruit pie.
I have a yellow tabby that looks just like that cat. If it was Finn (AKA the Finnster) he’d be thinking, “Why did I let myself be rescued by this freakin fairy? What do you mean we’re going to see the vet? Not me pal. You’re the one who needs to see the Dr”.
I was thinking more along the lines of:
“Love me, love my man pussy!”
(“Prepare for landing. Extend claws. Grip tightly.”)
Carefull what you say; he was on the wrestling team in high school.
Hard to believe ain’t it.
I don’t know what the cat’s thinking, but I know what I’m thinking and I’m not about to put it in print.
Let’s see, wrestling; grappling with other men often in the proximity of their assholes?! That’s about right for the man with a woman’s name.
I think when someone told Graham to get some pussy as a cover he misunderstood.
“I didn’t know hairballs could DANCE.”
Kitty — “Identity politics can be so demeaning.”
“Feets Don’t Fail Mee-Meeoww! Mee-Mee-Meeow! Mee-Mee-Mee-Meeow!”
Closest he’s ever gotten to some pussy.
I’m NEVER letting him watch an Obola speech, again!
Geez … is he gonna put tuna on the “finger puppet,” again?
I’ma cat! I don’t mind licking my own ass … but damn! Why’s he gotta be so fuckin weird?
This is better than the duet he did with McCain!
You when I knew wrestling was gay?
The moment I had to smell another guy’s armpit. Anyone that chooses that for a sport is GAY.
I also saw the phrase “A man’s man” as gay too. wtf
Nope, hanging out with the girls was way better.
No name calling or taunting would ever convince me differently. Besides, I was faster, stronger and made straight A’s – I didn’t need the approval of other males. I WAS the threat to their masculinity.
Their GFs approval was quite enough.
Yeah, I know. No one had to tell me I was an alpha male…
Wish he’d buy a fuckin dog … they don’t mind slobberin over anything!
sh*t, add a ‘when’ as the second word there.
I’m starting to not care so much about the peeps that had probs with the edit button…
I am SOOOOOO sick of “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies!”
Who knew that Tristan and Isolde were both guys?
lindsey graham’s interpretive dance of, “the Fast and Furrious”
BigFurCat!
Really MJA? Only two? This is your milieu!
I haven’t read any of the comments yet, and I am sure this has been said, but West Side Story was the first thing that came to mind.
“I feel pretty, whitty and Gay!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs
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Now let me go check and see who beat me to it….
If that homo licks me again I swear I’ll claw his face off.
Wow! Nobody said it? Just shop Lindsey’s face on that chick, and it tells his life story! Sadly, no pretty boys picked him….
I was going to say it until I read your comment! Boo Whoo, I ain’t go nothing to add, except for “poor kitty.”
When I do this gay karate thing, my camel toe doesn’t show.
“Oh! Oh! I so want to know what an orgasm feels like! Please, pussy, please!”
Oh crap. So THIS is why he had me fixed. Damn him.
Pussies Galore
Here is my pussy. Want to see my mangina?
“I’m just his pussy – but if you ask nicely, he will show you his mangina.”
(Sorry about the first posting, I hadn’t paid attention to whom the thought balloon was attached)