Her: “I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face.”
911 Dispatcher: “Ma’am you have what?”
Her: “Boa constrictor. Please hurry. He’s biting my nose.”
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Heck, we all know how that feels as we had a half black Mamba biting our noses for a period of eight years!
…oh for heaven’s snakes…..
My son’s pet boa has bit him a couple of times…never got stuck to his face though. He’s a GOOD snake. (I think he’s adorable, but I don’t handle him.)
When I stumble on a rattler, I might sound just like Pee Wee. I hate snakes.
Another good one from the: “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” file!
Let’s see. Can I gin up any sympathy for this effin idiot? Nope. No luck so far.
Daughter was BBsitting a boa for a friend while she was in college. Snake wasn’t real big, but it wrapped around her neck, and she said she had to use all her strength to pry it loose.
Even garter snakes can be strong. Grandsons saw a garter snake lounging under one of our gutter extensions, and told me. I told oldest to raise the gutter extension while I scooped up the garter.
Dang thing was only about 3 1/2 foot head to toe, but the thickest one I ever saw. My hand (ladies size large glove for length) barely fit to grip around the neck, and the middle was jumbo. That snake was powerful, and I’m not a wimp. When I was putting her into a container for the rest of the company to see, the snake got away from us.
…and people like her are so surprised when animals do what animals do!