What Would You Do?

65 Comments on What Would You Do?

1. Kick her square in the face, after I had pissed on it.

2. I’d help her up. Then she’d have a seizure and fall off.

3. Drop a number two on her

4. Yea I’d lift her up, and maybe hope for a seizure. We all still need to shave in the morning. That Fing bitch.

5. A safety rope around her neck, for starters. Then some boiled hot tar and a pillow party. Feathered pillows. Come one, come all, justice calls.

6. The truth is I would watch her intently and do absolutely nothing to help.
   Eventually her hands weaken and she falls.
   I then exclaim that it is a very good day as there is one less psychopath polluting
   planet earth.

7. Whack-A-Mole
   If it were Bill, Whack-A-Molester

8. Call B. Hussein 0bama and tell him Hillary is in trouble. Double the fun.

9. I’d spend the rest of her life telling her how nasty she is.

10. Whack-A-Molester! I believe they both grabbed young interns so that works for both Eugenia.

    Good one:)

11. Thirteen hours …

12. I would tell her, “I would love help, but i’m running late to my right wing conspiracy support group meeting”

13. I do exactly what she did for the hero’s odd benghazi

14. I’m pretty deplorable……..so let your imagination run wild.

15. Nothing, and then blame a You Tube video.

16. I ain’t no ways helpin’.

17. Hand her a fire hose and tell her to hang on tight.
    Then turn it on wide open.

18. Set her hair on fire.

19. “Hello? 911? Yes, I’ll hold.”

20. Id piss in her face, it being High Octane she would let go and float to terra firma..

21. I’d lock and load.
    Cuz you know she’d be calling out those flyin’ monkeys.
    Dam, I hate those things.

22. Tempting as it is to reply cruelly – like the several amusing suggestions above – alas, to be honest, Christian charity would compel me to do my best to help save even her.

    Bearing in mind, the whole time, that like the scorpion and the frog, she, once rescued, might well push me out the window for no more reason than my not being gentle enough with her. No good deed goes un-“rewarded” dept.

23. The same thing

    Charles Bronson
    Arnold Schwarzennegger
    Clint Eastwood
    James Bond

    always did in their movies.

24. mindful webworker, Hillary is as dangerous a threat to Christianity as anything we have ever seen in this country. She is currently saying that we need to change our religious beliefs to suit the leftist progressive agenda. She will certainly take your religious freedom away if she is not stopped.

25. I would hang all the illegal servers and laptops around her neck and let her “Joker” off the building.

26. Agree to a nominal fee.

27. Open her purse and pour hot sauce in her eyes.

28. I would ‘Stand Down’.

29. Set my camera to panorama and try to get a nice 360. Make wallpaper out of it for my office.

    Debating whether to use photoshop to get the imperfections out first or just leave it be.

30. I’d record her making a full confession of where all her skeletons are buried.

31. i’d want top know what her miserable life is worth to her

32. Call the Air Force to come and shoot down queen Kong.

33. “nothing”!

    just like she did for the Benghazi victims!

34. throw her husband at her!

35. I’d go take a nap.

36. Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her hands.

37. What difference, at this time, does it matter?

38. Eat popcorn and laugh

39. She can just Power Thru…..

    annie Go Trump

40. I’m afraid of heights, so I’d rush to ground level and watch her fall.

41. With each sentence, I would lift one finger……
    This little piggy, went to the market.
    This little piggy …….
    This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all they way to the pavement.

42. I would sit cross legged in front of her, and I would say each name from Benghazi and smash one finger with a hammer for each name.
    If she is still a bitter clinger after that, I will recreate the scene from Star Trek.
    “I. Have had. Enough. Of You!”

43. Pour a little 10w30 on the concrete around her hands and then tickle her wrists with a feather.

44. That’s such a bizarre image that I’d be sure I was hallucinating, so I’d get my butt to a psychiatrist without delay. Nope, no delays of any kind at all.

45. Put a hundred dollar bill under the pebble next to her hand and tgen go get a pizza.

46. You would have to be built like Brad to lift her up. All arms and upper body.
    100 pound dead lift from below your center of gravity.
    No way I could do it.

    MJA….that is really funny. I’ll hold

47. Between wave bye bye and Wile E Coyote.

48. I shout, ‘Oh look, one of those threatening clowns climbing up to get us! RUN!’

49. Immediately warn all local law enforcement and military to STAND DOWN and arrest/relieve of command any that disobeyed order.

    just. like. Ben. ghazi ..

50. Beyond making sure no one interfered, not a goddamn thing.

51. Couldja pass me that hammer?

52. I’d tell her she’s getting a BENGHAZI style rescue!

53. This little piggie….

54. My sinful side would love to tell her to hold on tight while I go and get the mothers of the heroes who died in Benghazi…….

    However…..the part of me that’s a “new man”, because of God’s grace, would do everything I could to help her.

    Because, despite my opinion of this vile woman, I am not God…….

55. I’d get a chair and a nice hot cup of coffee.
    I’d look compassionately into her eyes.
    I would read to her,\.
    Chapter one from “It Takes a Village”.
    I’d laugh…

56. I would tell her a couple of bad lesbian puns.

    When she didn’t laugh, I would say, “Come on now – where’s your scents of Huma?”

    😉

57. Point out to her all of Trumps buildings on the skyline.

58. I’m too deplorable to help her. Hellary better hope God has mercy on her soul.

59. She’d get the same consideration she’s given to tens millions of innocent and defenseless in the womb.

60. sorry bitch … time to hit the ‘delete’ button

61. I’m not sure. Am I holding a ball peen hammer?

62. Oh! You folks are deplorable . . .I would at least call for help (from the nearest pay phone I could find).

63. What would I do about what?

64. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b1a-hqvGNI

65. Would try to help her by taking a cordless drill and putting screws through each fingertip into the concrete to keep her from slipping. I think some 3/8 self tapping masonry screws would be about the right size for those sausage fingers.