The Word ‘Derp’ Is Now Offensive
COTR: In that case, I’m going to take every opportunity I can to use the word “derp.” Beginning with calling these morons out for their derpy derpitude. According to this, two [Read More]
2017
Melinda Gates Commits $375 Million to Global Family Planning to Counter Trump’s Pro-Life Policy
Breitbart- “This is a difficult political climate for family planning,” Gates said at the Summit. “I’m deeply troubled, as I’m sure you are, by the Trump administration’s proposed budget cuts.” [Read More]
Toronto Man Cut From the Trump Cloth – Government Projects Can Be Done More Cheaply
Government Projects Are Designed To Line Someone’s Pocket. Toronto Bureauweeny’s Estimate of a Simple Set of Stairs? $65,000! So a citizen, with the help of a homeless guy, built the [Read More]
Island of the Color Blind
Pingelap is a remote Pacific Island with only 2.5 miles of territory at high tide. It is mainly known for having the highest concentration of complete color blindness in the world. A [Read More]
Harry Potter As Religious Text
Had enough of being called sinful and reminded of how a wrathful God smites those who deserve it? Sick of all that morality and the constant nagging of hell waiting to swallow you up? Want [Read More]
Guy Who Got Away With Murder Is Being Paroled For Kidnaping and Armed Robbery
The Juice is Loose. He can be paroled as early as October 1st. And the award for least self-aware goes to … Orenthal James Simpson – "No one has ever [Read More]
Hello, Dali
In what can be called a macabre, if not surreal action, a Spanish judge has ordered the remains of Salvador Dali be exhumed in order to settle a paternity suit [Read More]
South Carolina: Illegal Alien Gives Birth in Restaurant Bathroom, arrested for discarding baby
Breitbart: Two illegal aliens working for a South Carolina restaurant were arrested after one allegedly gave birth in the cafe’s restroom, then put the child in a trash can. Police [Read More]
Radiohead Plays Their Longest Concert in 11 Years
Message sent to antisemite Roger Waters – GFY. The BDS movement, a collection of idiots who claim Israel is an apartheid state, was treated to a huge Radiohead middle finger as [Read More]
Wasserman Schultz May Start Cooperating With House Hacking Probe
DC: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is “negotiating” with the Capitol Police over whether to stop blocking access to a computer seized from her as part of a criminal cybersecurity investigation, [Read More]
Outrage as BBC Forced to Reveal Salaries of Highest Paid ‘Stars’
Breitbart London: The BBC has been forced to reveal the salaries of nearly 100 high-paid media personalities after fighting “tooth and nail” against the list’s publication, but has deflected criticism over the [Read More]
Sweden’s Libraries Destroying Pippi Longstocking Children’s Books Because RAYCISS!
Breitbart London: A Swedish council has admitted that local libraries have been throwing out copies of a popular children’s book because it contains racist expressions, with one local journalist even [Read More]
Trump Delivers A Warning To Mueller
DC: President Donald Trump told The New York Times Wednesday that it would be improper for special counsel Robert Mueller to investigate his family’s finances in a manner not related [Read More]
Judge Halts Planned Auction of Madonna’s Used Panties
Big Hollywood: Manhattan state Supreme Court Judge Gerald Leibovitz issued an order this week halting the auction of some of pop star Madonna’s most personal possessions, inducing a pair of [Read More]
Solar, Wind Industries Dying as Subsidies Dry Up
Breitbart: Yes. That’s right. Slowly, deliciously, like a leech starved of blood, the renewable energy industry is withering away and dying. It can only survive through government enforced subsidies or [Read More]