A woman hacked her boyfriend with a Samurai sword, plotting the attack after she found a dating app on his phone.
When the green-haired Oregon girl found red hair in the shower drain she knew she was going to hurt him.
She waited for him to fall asleep and she slashed and stabbed. He’s expected to survive.
I imagine her defense lawyer is going to bring up the boyfriend’s toxic masculinity as a reason their client went berserk. It’s understandable. Straight white men need to be killed off, so she is actually a bit of a hero.
ht/ JD Hasty
You SURE he will survive? I’m a bit peckish.
Lucky it wasn’t a real weapon, somebody might have gotten really hurt. My bolos are even used to take down trees in the yard.
None of those toys in my house, they are all real.
I’d hit that.
The first clue should have been the Poison Ivy green hair.
Perhaps the most ill conceived, premeditated murder attempt, ever.
Yeah, crazy is fun, until she cuts you
Premeditated, called 911 and confessed, knew she had done wrong, no “crazy defense” here, lock her up.
Ban all assault swords !
Ban green hair? 😳
You just KNOW… that BRINGS, “teh CRAZIES!!!” 😮
Mental Illness Haircut, interrupted. Sorry, Sybil, you won’t be allowed to shave half your head until you get out of jail.
You date a quasi hippie chick with Joker hair, you’re just asking for it.
Does she now have a new tobacco pouch?
1st Clue — Be wary of green haired women bearing samurai swords.
Probably a semi-automatic sword that had been converted illegally to fully.
@Davy
I’d hit it too.
In da’ mouf…
Wif a BRICK…
“Hell hath no fury …”
What happened to all that “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with” bullshit?
“We are the world …”
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Rule 1: If your side chick has the opposite color hair as your girlfriend, you do NOT
let her shower at your place.
Rule 2 (supersedes rule 1): Don’t even bring her over to your place to begin with.
What were you thinking to do such a thing?
🙂
Assault Samurai sword, a weapon of war. Doh.
I wonder what color hair he has?
Update:
Boyfriend who survived samurai sword attack: ‘It scared the living poop out of me’
http://www.oregonlive.com/clark-county/index.ssf/2018/03/boyfriend_who_survived_samurai.html
I understand her getting in the first stab/slash – what I don’t understand is, since that didn’t kill him, why didn’t he cut her into fish bait after that?
Was this Pajama Boy?
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