ChicagoTribune- Four men were killed and at least nine other people were wounded, including two 14-year-old boys, in shootings in Chicago over six hours from late Tuesday to early Wednesday, police said.
Nearly half of the shootings — including three of the homicides — occurred in a burst of violence from about 10 p.m. to midnight.
Problem: It is the gun’s fault.
Solution:
Ban all guns.
Increase use of obama phones
More EBT cards with more money per month and no restrictions
Free housing
Free utilities
Free medical
Free GM car every three years
No taxes
40 acres
A mule
24/7 basketball courts
Goodness, I guess I missed the news that Trump was back in Chicago stirring up the natives to commit mayhem!
See? Trumps’ fault! ; )
If you can get the thug capping to outpace the baby birthing, Chicago will take care of itself.
The concept of the Duel illustrates the difference between Black and White culture
We had the Duel before and we sorely need it now.
But Whitey used to line up with a weapon of choice, and have it out face to face.
Death being preferable to dishonor
Blacks settle disputes from ambush,
The answer is more gun control against the law-abiding.
Because unicorn farts.
Thankfully, no one who matters was hurt. Right, BLM? Judging from BLM’s silence about Chicago, I’m sure they agree.
Ah, spring. The sap begins to run in the maple trees of New England, and the targets in the streets of Chicago awaken from their hibernation to make it easier to be shot at.
Doncha just love the consistency of Mother Nature!
Even Steven to quote an old Pink Floyd song you are “Certainly in the right”
If Black lives mattered:
They would stop shooting each other
They would cease aborting their babies on an industrial scale
They would make their homes and neighborhoods safe for the elderly
But you can’t get yo freak on stayin’ at home mowin’ the lawn
Late term Abortions—- the result of Odnigos rejection of BAIPA.
Go! Go! Go! You got this Chicago!!
Obviously the high wounded vs DOA count is lack of range time and too many 9mms vs .40s or .45s.
And maybe the ambulances are getting there just a little too fast?
I think it’s high time those numbers were reversed.
4 less welfare breeders, 9 still milking the system. Pity the taxpayers in Chicago who have to foot the medical bills. Funerals aren’t cheap either.
Golphin,
I like that. “Very late term post birth abortions.”
Let’s seeee. . .. how can we complete that. . . .
“performed by non sanctioned non certified specialists outstanding in their field of endeavor.”
That about cover it? Anyone else want to add to this?
Give the obama kids a grand apiece to be sterilized before puberty. Chain gangs for males who father children they have no intention of loving, raising, or supporting. Automatic sterilization for baby mommas after first delivery.
Before I even got to the comments it dawned on me, and there it is in @cato ‘s list. “Free Medical!” Not just the autopsies, but the expensive medical bills for all the shooting injuries! I’m guessing most is billed and paid by Medicare, i.e. us taxpayers and payers of health insurance. Who can tackle that research, to show how much money is involved medically, from all the shooting victims? That would be a story to bring all this criminal shooting full circle.
Yea our Dip Shit Senator Mark ” Durbin is my friend” Kirk that voted for “See no evil” Lynch because she was going to stop gang violence. Yea right!
Come on, this has to be a parody from The Onion. Guns are illegal in Chicago.
Well, the dream slacker job in the world seems to be a murder Detective in Chicago. You get to look busy, carry a badge and gun, drive around and meet interesting people and ask them questions and you have job security if you clear 37% of your case load.
Oh, to be clear, that is not convictions rate of 37%- its just ‘arrest someone’ for the murder and then you can clear your case and on to the next one. With the murder rate of Chicago you’d have job security with no accountability. Everyday would be a like a t.v. crime show. Drive to the murder scene, take a few pics talk to the local natives, arrest the spouse and call it a day all in 40 minutes. The rest of the day you get to pound down donuts while working on getting over time.
Except when an innocent child gets murdered- that would suck. But how often is anyone actually “innocent” in Cook County Illinois? The unborn actually are actually innocent but seeing how they are being murdered left and right via Planned Parenthood that is not a tragedy so its all back to what a job! What a life!.
Cheers (except for children being murdered), I hope some of the deceased were protesters from last Friday.
That figure seems low.
All told, shootings cost Chicago $2.5 billion a year, or about $2,500 per household, according to Jens Ludwig, director of the University of Chicago Crime Lab.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-05-23/first-lady-s-chicago-shows-gun-toll-for-city-that-bleeds
There should be a site dedicated to interviews of the Chicago didnu nuffins.
Picture it:
The interviewed will tell the reporters how it all had went down, who they think did it and what type of weapon they had done seen… and then the follow up will be the same interviewee telling the cops, “I ain’t seen shit, I don’t know shit, I ain’t sayin’ shit! FUCK DA POE LEECE!”
*Also translated into Spanish, Persian, and Arabic.