5th Graders At It Again – Contest Time – IOTW Report

5th Graders At It Again – Contest Time

Tuesday, 23 August 2016, 21:06 BFH Uncategorized 157

This thread sort of took on a life of its own. I made a graphic of the guy accused of sexual harassment by a SocialJusticeWarrior loon.

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When she stuck a camera in his face and demanded to know his name he said, “Hugh Mungus.”

She started shrieking that she’s be sexually harassed, because in her filthy mind he could have only been talking about his baby batter baster.

In the thread people started dropping in their own Bart Simpson-like 5th grade humor names.

Then it escalated to 11th grade humor when people started plugging in a political position associated with the fake name, and a contest was born.

Here are some examples:

BADCO: Campaign Finance Manager – Noah Count

DADof4: Women’s Health Czar – Summer Sieve

UNCLE AL: Health Care Coordinator – Estée Dee

WILLYSGOATGRUFF: Public Works Director – Rusty Sewer

 

Winner is most thumbs up. The prize is the satisfaction of the recognition of your peers that you are indeed the cleverist and most impish punny person this go round.

 

157 Comments on 5th Graders At It Again – Contest Time

  9. I just watched the video. The first thing that came to mind, as she chased after him, followed him down the hallway, crying harassment, was the scene early in High Plains Drifter. The blond has intentionally bumped into Clint, he takes her into the barn, then a while later she shows up at his hotel room with a gun. He says “I wonder what got into her?” and the midget answers “Maybe she was mad you didn’t come back for more!”

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