72 Raisins Await Muslim Martyrs in Heaven

Got to love it!  Would just hate to be an ISIS recruiter these days… turns out the word has been mis-translated and in actuality you will get 72 Raisins NOT 72 Virgins when a Islamic martyr makes it to heaven.  Listen to WMAL’s Chris Plante and spread the word –at Common Cents

 

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13 Comments on 72 Raisins Await Muslim Martyrs in Heaven

  1. Only a sick fuck would fixate on getting “virgins” anyway. They’re better off with a box of raisins.

  2. MM May 31, 2016 at 9:02 am

    Only a sick fuck would fixate on getting “virgins” anyway. They’re better off with a box of raisins.

    I think it’s because no matter how horrible they treat the virgin and remember, her pleasure is not in the plan – it’s still the best f**k she’s ever had.

    😎

  3. Greetings!

    I surely am not one to get upset concerning the discussion: raisins or virgins. However, something strikes me that can’t be resolved with raisins. The term for virgins in the Koran is Houris. Supposedly, their virginities will be protected as if they were locked up gold eggs(K 037:049) and the Houris will not be deflowered (K 055:056, 074). Houris will remain virgins ad ínfinitum because their hymen (vulva membrane at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen) will always be restored to its original conditiion after each sex act (K 055:074;056:034-036. See also: K 002:025; 036:056; 037:048-049; 038:049-053; 044:051-55; 045:070-074; 046:010-022; 052:019-020; 055:054-058; 056:022, 034-038 and 078:033). This doesn’t happen with grapes (raisins)!

    Maybe it’s a choice between dried up grapes or dried up virgins!
    Read also: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Questions_About_The_72_Virgins

    Salve

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