A High School student did this in 8 minutes, and got in lots of trouble for it.
What’d he do?
His house was robbed of $200, so his mother watched the home security video. A woman entered and 8 minutes later exited, presumably the thief. The son said he was in his room with headphones on and didn’t hear anything.
When grilled by the police he finally admitted the woman was a prostitute he hired.
Not only is he in a heap of trouble, but his friends are going to get a kick out of the 8 minute duration, which presumably includes her rifling through mom’s dresser to snatch the 200 dollars (unless the son stole it to pay for the whore.) Seen below.
Oh to be eighteen again and be able to last a whole eight minutes!
“student did this in 8 minutes”
based on current news, I would have answered “hooked up with his teacher”
it had the word “student” in the headline.
Dude, what’s your secret?
Eight minute?
IMPOSSIBRUUUU!
Any blacks involved?
Found comment from the link:
“He’s now known in school as “Flash”.”
Well, he looks happy……
castrated himself
If mama ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy.
And I would guess “Flash” will not be seen outside of home and school for the next year.
Was it worth it?
It was the best 30 seconds of his life.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Inquiring minds want to know:
Will they change the name to Happy Ending Valley?
Now ain’t that PATRIOTIC….the return of the Minute Man!
You know you’ve officially been “Americanized” when you go from the, “I ruv you rong time” class to the, “do me, do me one more time” class.
Welcome to the Land of the Big PX!
Only eight minutes? I guess that’s what you pay a hooker for, eh? Get in, get out as fast as possible.
Nope… ya just pay ’em to leave!
It’s 2016, he is in high school, he doesn’t appear to be butt ugly; he had to PAY to get laid? High school ain’t what it used to be.
I was guessing that he successfully yet horrifically stretched his face 1 inch lower than his front bangs.
Wait! I thought all hookers had hearts of gold like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I’m very disillusioned right now.
Premature disinformation?
🙂
It would have only taken me 2 seconds to say, “Oh hell no!”.
part of the new male scene. Women today are not approachable and confused.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/04/the-sexodus-part-1-the-men-giving-up-on-women-and-checking-out-of-society/
This kid apparently wanted the real thing but (logically) figured it was much less hassle to pay for it.
$200?
Looks like a 50 cent piece to me …
izlamo delenda est …
Amateur.
Every newbie dude knows to rub one or two out before the real thing so you can last longer and have more sex time.
At least I heard a rumor like that. Yeah, a rumor. That’s what I’m sticking with. ? I wouldn’t know. Really. Stop looking at me like that.
Was he born stupid or is he transintellect?
WTF? What’s up with those doors? Do they live in Hobbiton?
A freshly-opened packet of baby wipes was also missing from the parents’ bathroom.