Mr. Ed Goes to Ukraine

23 Comments on Mr. Ed Goes to Ukraine

1. Think of the carbon foot print…

2. No doubt he’s going to alert them to the horrors of global warming and evil fossil fuels.

3. Putin is peeing in his pants at the thought – not from fear, but from laughter.

4. Like every one else in that entire administration he could fuck up an anvil!

5. So…..who in the hell is he going to talk to in the Ukraine?

   I mean, President Yanni is in Russia. So is puppetmaster Putin.

6. Why does he have to go there to tell them to surrender?

7. “Like every one else in that entire administration he could fuck up an anvil”
   With a garden hose. And if he can’t, he’ll hang himself over it with the hose and shit on it.

8. I wonder just how much we the taxpayers have to pay to have a Farrier accompany him on these tips?

9. Personally, I think Kerry’s a little tall to play Chamberlain, but there’s always the old “willing suspension of disbelief”. Democrat voters fall for that in droves.

10. Baghdad John – leading from the rear, for his rear, by his rear, because he is a horse’s ass.

11. Unfortunately for Kerry, every Cossack is born knowing how to master a horse.

12. Now let me get this straight. This administration can’t manage Obamacare, but it is going to straighten out Mr. Putin, about who’s going to be in charge of the Ukraine!

13. They shoulda sent Wilbur Post.

14. Best line I’ve heard over the past few days:

    After Obama said there would be “costs” realted to
    Russia invading Ukraine, Putin was rushed to the hospital.

    Seems he tore his diaphragm from laughing so hard!

15. What time does he land there? I figure 1 hour later missles ought to be headed this way…

16. Not stopping for a rest from his Cambodian adventure? Send Mr. Ed. At least he has some horse sense.

17. During Mr. Ed’s softball game this morning on Meet Obama’s Press, he threw down the gauntlet.
    During the game with David Gregory, Mr. Ed:

    1. Pronounced Crimea, Yanukovych, and Kiev three different ways. On Yanukovych, he added “non” in the middle of name twice.
    2. Spit out “The Obama” declaration of doing nothing when he said: Let me be clear.
    2b.According to Kerry, the US, Obama, is standing with the international community. Oh-kay, now what?
    One last thing, Mr. Ed and the black mayor of Baltimore both insinuated that it is bad for the U.S. to show strength in the world. I say black because she is DEFINITELY part of “TheCommunity” where nuts of all sexes, races, etc live. It’s better there than in the real world.

18. New bumper sticker.

    Putin > Obama

19. I just got breaking news! We’re safe, Kerry isn’t really going to say anything, they’re just going to rub peanut butter on his gums so he moves his mouth like he’s talking.

    Thanks be to God. That was a close one!

20. Can we leave the horse in the barn on this one?

21. Is he gonna ride in like “Jenjus” Kahn?

22. Ukraine, will you please keep him?

23. You can never say it can’t get any worse with this administration.