Assault Fart-Blaster confiscated from 3 yr old boy – IOTW Report

Assault Fart-Blaster confiscated from 3 yr old boy

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12 Comments on Assault Fart-Blaster confiscated from 3 yr old boy

  1. Laptops have spring loaded triggers to release and hold batteries. Suitcases have spring loaded triggers to release and hold stow away handles.
    Hell, the overhead compartment has spring loaded triggers.

    If that’s not enough, bring on some steel wire and a pencil. Wrap springs the whole flight and attach them around the cabin.

    Disable the little trigger on the gun, and re-enable it mid flight.

    TSA is retarded.

  2. Do they also ban smart phones or similar electronic devices that make annoying fart noises? I can understand 4 year old kids making far noises because they think it funny but adults who still do it need to grow up. I don’t think my Grandfather would think this is funny but he would have sent us home (my 3 brothers and I) with loud noise makers of any kind just to annoy our parents as payback.

  3. I had a .45 Cal bullet on my key ring. It had a hole in the shell casing. It had Charlton Heston’s signature on it. It was a gift from the NRA. The idiots at Newark Airport confiscated it. I t was a “replica weapon.” Pissed me off.

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