He lost a bet in poker and agreed to have a tattoo of a penis put on his leg.
This picture has been circumcised. Story HERE.
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The penis could be a quarter inch by a quarter inch. No one could see it. Just like mine
I got a leg tattooed on my penis.
Ooooouch!
At least he wasn’t forced to get a penis of color.
Reminds me of that SNL Jeopardy skit with the category:
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER”…
He should have gone the bionic route.
http://m.nydailynews.com/man-penis-ripped-child-bionic-replacement-article-1.2334100
I had a job, I had a girl
I had something going, mister, in this world
I got laid off down at the lumber yard
Our love went bad, times got hard
Now I work down at the car wash
Where all it ever does is rain
Don’t you feel like you’re a rider on a downbound train
Downbound Train
Bruce Springsteen
Those two dudes are just a teensy bit cozy in those photos. I’m betting the ex-girlfriend saw the handwriting on the wall… or the penis writing on the leg, and stepped aside to leave them to their bromance.
Idiocy: the gift that keeps on giving.
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply
“I can’t think why.” I really am laughing out loud. If the GF leaving comes as a surprise to him, I’ve got a bridge he might be interested in.
Or maybe he just never advanced past the age when all the tattoos come in goody bags and wash off after a couple of days?
Well, it may not be very big around, but boy, is it short!
In twenty years, the only Man Cards in existence will be in museums.
Looks like he tried to screw a waffle iron. Was that part of another bet? Gambling is not one of this idiot’s strong points.
Nurse in hospital: I can’t give that man a sponge bath; he has the word “SWAN” tattooed on his penis”
Other nurse: “Oh no, sister, that’s not SWAN, that’s SASKATCHEWAN”
“They call him ‘Shorty’ cuz of his dick … yeah, it’s tattooed with ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee.”