Man Loses Job And Girlfriend

He lost a bet in poker and agreed to have a tattoo of a penis put on his leg.

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This picture has been circumcised. Story HERE.

15 Comments on Man Loses Job And Girlfriend

  1. I had a job, I had a girl
    I had something going, mister, in this world
    I got laid off down at the lumber yard
    Our love went bad, times got hard
    Now I work down at the car wash
    Where all it ever does is rain
    Don’t you feel like you’re a rider on a downbound train

    Downbound Train
    Bruce Springsteen

  2. Those two dudes are just a teensy bit cozy in those photos. I’m betting the ex-girlfriend saw the handwriting on the wall… or the penis writing on the leg, and stepped aside to leave them to their bromance.

  3. “I can’t think why.” I really am laughing out loud. If the GF leaving comes as a surprise to him, I’ve got a bridge he might be interested in.

    Or maybe he just never advanced past the age when all the tattoos come in goody bags and wash off after a couple of days?

  4. Nurse in hospital: I can’t give that man a sponge bath; he has the word “SWAN” tattooed on his penis”

    Other nurse: “Oh no, sister, that’s not SWAN, that’s SASKATCHEWAN”

  5. “They call him ‘Shorty’ cuz of his dick … yeah, it’s tattooed with ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee.”

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