Mexican Dude’s World Record 19″ “Chorizo” Looks Fake – IOTW Report

Mexican Dude’s World Record 19″ “Chorizo” Looks Fake

The clue here is what they are editing out. Why they won’t show where the twig meets the berries is suspicious. Plus, it looks like a muppet, not fleshy.

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27 Comments on Mexican Dude’s World Record 19″ “Chorizo” Looks Fake

  1. Of course that reminds me of a dirty limerick. This one is old and you may have heard it, but I will subject you to it again:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who’s dick was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

  2. I’m not clicking either. The earlier x-ray picture I saw of “it” looked like cancer or leprosy had taken a toll on the tool.
    Tough shit buddy. It’s those Mexican whores my dad always warned me about. And for good reason, it seems.

  3. Reminds me of Rex, my buddy in V/Nam.
    He caught the bull head clap, his unit was YUGE.
    The surgeons had to slice it open lengthwise, several places, to get it to drain.
    I can still see in my minds eye, Rex sitting on the edge of his rack with that summer sausage hanging, crying.
    Wrap that rascal men.

  4. Nope. Its real. The covering was to placate the censors… our local prudes needed to censor more… hence the black box.
    Take a second and think… if you had this THING, you would likely cover it to prevent abrasion.
    I don’t envy him… well, at least the last 10 inches. LOL

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