It seems North Korea wants to throw a big bash to celebrate the 70th Anniversary of the founding of the Worker’s Party, but is a little short on cash.
So the regime is requiring it’s “diplomats” abroad to remit $1 million a piece back to the home country.
They also want every Nork household to kick in 2 months salary (about $6.00) towards the big event on October 10th.
A number of their diplomats are trying to quit and go back home rather than try to meet the quota imposed by the regime.
I wonder what creative means Kim will come up with to execute them all?
Why don’t they just sell a few more nukes to Iran. The Iranians are newly flush with Obama stash money (they might also bargain for a few Obamaphones to boot)!
1 MEEEELLION dollars!!
That’s gonna a LOT of pints of blood.
Hahahaha.
So many folds in that picture.
I guess Dear Leader has a boxcar load of mortar shells and enough family hostages of his diplomats to ensure compliance with his ‘request’ for participation.
His other problem will be that the diplomats who reach their fundraising goal will probably be given a one mortar shell on the noggin salute as they’ll have to sell state secrets to get the money–NoKo has nothing of value to exchange in commerce.
It’s no bed of roses being a diplomat in that regime.
KJU needs a new pair of love shoes.
http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?num=13478&cataId=nk01500
Oh. North Korea. The headline made me thinkt this was going to be about the Clinton campaign.
I foresee either a lot of banks getting knocked off in the very near future, or the NORKs are shipping heroin to their embassies in diplomatic pouches, and are ready to flood the market.
They must be having a hard time counterfeiting US currency, since it changes every year.
Kimbo needs to hit up the Rodman for some bux for his little runt stunt. Shouldn’t be too difficult since Dennis has a lot more money than brains…