First Lady Pounds Sand

32 Comments on First Lady Pounds Sand

1. I’m saying something nice: The outfit covers the bulge well.

2. I’ll be nice too. She may be a 1st Lady, but she’s not my 1st Lady.

   My 1st Lady just balled me out for having “another drink”! wouldja believe that shit?

3. There is nothing funny about the OBAMA’s ….nothing

4. Has Pinko gone into fashion design?!

5. I had no idea that Mooch was into the whole Babs Johnson/Pink Flamingos thang….

6. The Qataris want to know why she cut the top off the burka they sent for her to wear.

7. Looks like she just got Pink Misted by a suicide bomber.

8. I gotta say that that is the nicest dress she’s worn in the last 7+ years…compared to those muscle belts and orange/turquoise clown tents she’s worn.

9. First off, can Qatar keep her and secondly she better watch out for bees because that brightly flowered covered outfit will surely attract a lot of bees thinking she’s a giant flower. Go bees go! Do they have bees in Qatar? Or probably just tons of flies in which case they should’ve sent barry over there. The only way that outfit could’ve been uglier is if it was a paisley design.

10. I lived in Florida for a few years and owned a bunch of Hawaiian shirts. I don’t wear them now, but I’d probably wear a Hawaiian shirt that looked like that.

    Or is that some sort of mandelbrot or fractal pattern? Can’t tell. Whatever.

    Seems a little odd for a FLOTUS, she looks like someone’s eccentric aunt who has a perpetual garage sale in the front yard and 13 cats.

11. Well, compared to what she usually wears, it ain’t THAT bad. The less of her “body” we can see the better.

    Now if she would just put on a burka we wouldn’t have to see her face.

12. There must be a certain type of bucket to wash her feet in that she can’t find in the states. What other reason is she there?

13. Oh for God’s sake, someone get the Mooch a Kohl’s gift card, so she can look like a normal human being for once????

14. Looks like the azalea bloom in the streets of springtime Savannah.
    Now if only she would be over as quickly.

15. “What other reason is she there?”

    I dunno. The foot trough thing sounds plausible. Maybe she’s running down a lead on the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls?

16. No matter what she wears, she can’t hide her wookie figure.

17. Plus: I wonder how much the taxpayer is on the hook for that outfit?!

18. Which one?

19. The article’s Comments are good:
    ‘Looks like an explosion in a paint factory.’
    What’s up with her face?
    Looks like she’s had ‘work’ done.

20. The top accentuates her long ape like arms. Also, big pockets for estrogen pills and testosterone blockers.

21. “Technicolor Vomit”….by Ralph Lauren…

22. My anti-virus software tells me not to trust that site.
    Maybe it meant SIGHT?

23. The first thing I thought. This outfit beats showing off the Big Ten Inch, as Aerosmith would say.

24. Let’s play nice … there’s only so much one CAN do with a Sasquatch.

25. Yes! Looks like someone puked up a gallon of Sangria on that top. There is better and cheaper clothing at the Volunteers of America.

26. Honestly, I don’t know how she makes it off the plane. Those feet easily hang off each step.

27. Class with a K.

28. Ugly as it is, her outfit actually conforms to what is expected of western women in Arab countries: arms and legs covered. Middle eastern men no more have the foggiest idea of what “style” is than Moose, so why not a “clown suit?”

29. Maybe she found out about the President(?!) of Qatar’s love of the sitcom ‘The Golden Girls’ and she decided to thrill him with her impression of Dorothy Zbornak.

30. Bonus: there was a sandstorm happening when Mooch lumbered off the plane.

31. Typical Mooch attire. Frightening and tacky. BTW, when she visits jihad and communist countries she tends to honor the dress codes, yet when she shows up in our allied nations, she’s dressed like it’s wash day.

32. Dumpster fire