Russian Pol’s Hair is… umm..

43 Comments on Russian Pol’s Hair is… umm..

1. She wanted to look more sexy for her husband, but she misunderstood his suggestion.

2. Here’s her parents.
   http://fo4mw16y1z42edr6j2m4n6vt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/1083_RS126_030655a1.jpg

3. Hey, it’s easy to maintain. Just get out the hedge trimmer.

4. Real life ch ch chia!

5. It’s high, but not tight.

6. She looks like Flat Top’s from Dick Tracy’s gun moll. And it looks like she uses a steam roller to flatten her hair and her head. She’d fit in real well with the Flat Head Indian tribe in NW Montana up around Kalispell and Flathead Lake. And I’d bet she drives an old Ford with a Flathead V8.

7. She grew her own BIG FUR HAT.

8. Her husband has a place to put his beer

9. Communist Crash Helmet –
   No doubt she’s a real head-banger…

10. and pizza!

11. Flat head, 3′ tall, and mute – the perfect wife.

    (Greaseman)

12. could hit a driver off that deck….

13. very space efficient, she’s stackable

14. Low ceiling dweller.

15. I bet she plays Tetris.

16. Poor lady is doing nothing to dispel the perception of Russians as blockheads.
    Looks like her makeup is made by Bondo, suppose Hillary shops at the same place?

17. She looks like a Star Trek character.

18. Ooooh, sweet mystery of life so glad I’ve found you.

19. Did Ferengis have flat heads or were they just uglier than Klingons?

20. It’s a ‘ushanka-do’.

21. what the hell?
    she wakes up each morning and works on this. no spouse or offspring tells her to stop?

    and then she is voted into office? end times indeed.

22. She almost makes Lil Debbie Greasyhair-Schlitz’ hair look beautiful and stylish! Almost.

23. I see this going international.

24. Shelia. Jackson. Lee.
    The US equivalent.

25. Oh, the twit pic has a different “style”. The style at the “more” link is closer to S.J. Lee, but we do have a dem whose hair is very like the twit pic, I can’t recall her name at the moment.

26. You gals can here can get that look too, if you have a bread making machine at home.

27. Didn’t Bizarro Superman have a square head? Maybe that’s what she does as she puts her head into a bread machine to get that squared away look. It doesn’t matter how dumb this Russian broad looks, Sheila Jackson Lee is in a class of stupidity all by her lonesome self

28. I bet the carpet matches the drapes.

    She also reminded me of a Dick Tracy character.

29. http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Flat+Top+Jones&view=detailv2&&id=20A143100815F98173DAFBFB3C7E2DEA59B08070&selectedIndex=26&ccid=g%2fxxPfcL&simid=608004388775594529&thid=OIP.M83fc713df70bce02974edbcdb821ac1bH2&ajaxhist=0

30. Flat, straight eyebrows also. Wowza. Hey I could acheive that look with my 70’s rabbit fur hat and the clippers I used to use to give my boy’s crew cuts.

31. Or a cotton candy machine!

32. If you don’t like that comment you’re a commie pinko bastud. LOL !

33. Is Arsenio Hall her hairdresser? I always wondered what happened to him.

34. Tony that IS Arsenio Hall in harness.

35. She’s got the basketball jones and wants to be Iman Shumpert.

    http://tinyurl.com/nqbcjp5

    Otay!

36. I’m sorry, and I apologize in advance for saying this. But there is an old, old crude joke about the three attributes of the perfect girl friend. The last of the 3 desirable features listed was a flat head, so you’d have a place to set your beer. If she’s three feet tall with big ears she has the other two.

37. She looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

38. I’m expecting a rat to crawl out of that mess any minute now.

39. Only woman in the world who can do headstands and say, “Look mom, no hands!”

40. Ferengis had the buttheads

41. LOL! Nobody can convince her she’s not rocking that ‘do. All she needs is a spray tan and she could be a Russian Rachel Dolezal look-a-like.

42. That reminds me, I need an end table.

43. NO,NO it is a HAT_______________you know an ASSHAT!