Author and adventurer Davey du Plessis, 27, and his mother Robyn Wolff, 50, will leave their home in Cape Town this week and begin their crossing of the Atlantic ocean to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
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Extinction Six? Really?
A newer and improved version of a MILF….grrrr…
That’s pretty cool.
Six months at sea pedaling a boat with her son?
Hope she packed plenty of batteries for her vibrator
Some people will do anything to get out of South Africa.
I think she needs a stuntman to go in place of her son. I will gladly fill in for him.
It will likely end up Extinction Two, though I hope not. I’d rather see them rescued after three weeks or so and hear the raw vegan twit admit to eating jellyfish.
Post says “no comment” but I believe there is an unwritten comment relative to pretty-blond-privilege!
Cue Gilligan’s Island theme song.
Good luck to them!
Sounds like one of those nice mother/son bonding things …
“What’s the name of your boat?”
“The Extinction Six.”
“You chose….poorly.”
“Bonding” wouldn’t happen to be code for a word that starts with “in” and ends with “est”, would it? I mean, all those long months on the ocean with nothing to break the monotony…
I’m talking about “interest”, of course. We wouldn’t want the boredom to cause them to lose interest in the voyage.
What? Did you think I was…
Oh, my.
😉
Side of the boat also says “Be a force with nature.”
Try it when your boat is capsized by 20 foot waves. Man’s greatest achievement in the modern world is overcoming the violence mother nature throws down. Let me know how it works out, goofs.
Yes, but, they are escaping today’s South Africa.
Well she’s definitely a MILF and they will be in international waters. And HEY who are we to judge.. … Maybe that should be MMILF. And hey…at least they’re hetero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC6-E5XV_yE you got it.
This is a good idea…why?
Why not, she carried him around everywhere she want for a previous nine month period. This should be a piece of cake!
Where are they going to stow all the sunscreen and moisturizers? And will there be wifi?
There is brave and there is stupid….and this one is, well STUPID
The name of the boat is immaterial the name of the XXX video is the Oedepus Rex goes to sea
im sure he will find her ‘little man in the boat’
What a lucky motherf*ck@r.
Can I have sex with her before she dies? 🙄
Ba Dum TSSSSssss
I NOW proclaim her name…”WILSON”…
Millennial Man and his big manly beard is pedalling across the ocean, and he’s still stuck in mom’s basement. You millennial punks make me wince on a daily basis.
She is likely pregnant with his kids.
And without bothering to look, I’m betting dad paid for this folly in many different ways.
Extinction Six Feet Under.
The article never answered my question.
Does Mom eat meat?
Oh, and have they calculated the carbon footprint of their impending rescue?
Thats gross, but something does seem out of place here.
Stupidity. But in naysaying, should they achieve getting to the other side, will rescind that, and hats off.
Do we send them the bill for Coast Guard rescue now or after the rescue?
Why don’t they just swim? I mean, they believe they have super powers. Isn’t that enough?
“What’s your sons’ profession?”
“Bearded lumbersexual.”
“You chose….poorly.”
Good Lord, where to start?
“One of Mr du Plessis’s previous adventures saw him nearly killed after being attacked and shot in dense jungle while navigating the Amazon River in 2012.
If at first you don’t succeed…
“He said: ‘Not only did a pedal boat seem as having the most efficient propulsion system…” “In theory a pedal boat seemed like the best option for an ocean-crossing vessel.”
Except for oar, sail, steam, coal, diesel…
“…meaning that I wasn’t exposed to the unforgiving ocean conditions.”
Just you wait. Take it from an old commercial fisherman.
“The 4,038-mile journey in a specially adapted pedal boat is expected to take anywhere between three to six months and the duo will be unsupported…” “Mr du Pleissis, who follows a raw vegan diet…”
What does three month old kale smell like?
Sorry, a pretty face isn’t enough, these days. She’s not a MILF, she’s a run-of-the-mill mental deviant (at best) who deserves the fate that’s coming to her, assuming the article isn’t just a pack of lies. As for her son? Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
And the father takes out a $5M insurance policy on them both.
( Doesn’t want to be thought of as insensitive. )
maybe Dad was sick of both of em?…
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Mr. Fur doesn’t approve of lotsa peadlin.
Dad and husband appear to be two different men unless she kept her maiden name or was a single mom: Davey du Plessis, 27, and his mother Robyn Wolff, 50
You realize of course that if Mom here looked like Rosie O’Donnell there’s not one of you who’d care to comment 🙂
Then: Love Boat.
Now: MILF Boat.
Wating for the TV movie “Land Ho, MILF and Hunley”, starring Heather Locklear and Zach Galifianakis.
“Mom. If we run out of food, can I eat you?”
Sorry. But you know there’s some sick ? going on between these two. I bet he still breastfeeds!
While packing for the excursion, the son dropped a paperback novel… Moby Dick.
While they both crouched to pick up the well worn book, there was a momentary hesitation when their eyes locked.
“Was this a subtle message?,” thought Robyn, as the sea undulated rhythmically, causing a satisfying friction on her suddenly sensitive loins.
Sorry folks, just working out some passages for my forthcoming book – Extinction SIX: The Oedipus Adventure
The movie will star Sharon Stone and Jared Leto.
I’ll give the seals on the paddle shafts about 1 month. Can’t estimate the half life of the condoms.
Maybe you should call it Deep SIX!
The boat is too small. And no sails? What happens when they both get sick and can’t pedal? That thing is destined to become a lobster hotel on the bottom.
“An unexpected storm forced us to cancel the rest of the voyage and call for help….”