I Think There’s Been a Mistake With the Amy Schumer Nude Pirelli Calendar – IOTW Report

I Think There’s Been a Mistake With the Amy Schumer Nude Pirelli Calendar

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Pirelli? I’m pretty sure this was supposed to be for Michelin, no?

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ENOUGH WITH THE AMY SCHUMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

She’s being forced on us like a Muslim refugee.

ht/ KWii

 

49 Comments on I Think There’s Been a Mistake With the Amy Schumer Nude Pirelli Calendar

  1. Good idea. That way you won’t know how much shit she talks about Conservatives, and when her cousin (Harry Reid’s psycho twin, Chuck Schumer) somehow tag-teams her into Congress (If she gets the itch) you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

  2. This is the leftist/feminist imperative in full bloom. They are now deciding what men find attractive. Fat acceptance is being force fed to males because feminists haven’t been outraged in the last ten minutes and they are feeling kind of pent up. Even what men like is being dictated to men, most of whom are lost in some archaic sense of chivalry while feminists bulldoze Western Civilization for their minute by minute indignation/heroism tingles.

  3. THE WORLD IS OUT OF BALANCE

    Not sure exactly what garages Pirelli thinks will want to tack this ode to political correctness up on their walls, but unless 99% of auto mechanics suddenly turned into gay celebrity bloggers overnight, I’m guessing this will be their least popular calendar ever.

  4. Sun Tzu would use you as canon fodder.

    Not knowing who your ideological foes are in our culture war is not an advantage. It’s a grave disadvantage. Amy Schumer’s personal views are influencing our youth.

    I’m not telling you to turn the TV on, but telling me to turn the TV off is sort of telling me that I’m wrong and ineffectual at what I do and what I think is important.

    I think maybe then I should put up a sticky post that says “Turn off the television, turn off the radio, don’t go to the movies” and call iOTWreport finished.
    Our work is done.
    We win.
    If I knew it was that easy I would’ve called you.

  5. Amy Schumer is not ugly.
    Amy Schumer is not fat.
    Amy Schumer possesses a body and a face and hair etc. that is certainly capable of having a man truly worship her.
    Every human has that capability. There is a lid for every pot, as my mother says.

    That’s my personal opinion.

    Commenter B can say, “what are you nuts? She’s a pig.”

    That’s a valid personal opinion.

    What I object to is the attitude of the calendar that silently implies, “you all should be worshipping this body type. And if you don’t you’re some sort of ist or phobic, suffering from an ism.”

    If they are not saying that, fine.
    But I think they are. I’ve read enough feminism to know that this is the agenda.

    Don’t tell me what to think.
    Next thing you know these people will be telling me that
    male homosexual butt sex should be celebrated.
    But that won’t ever happen, will it?

  6. BFH always scanning the cultural, intellectual & scientific
    realms to stir the dead fragments of our psyche ..
    Mr Hat .. don’t know what i would do without this blog.
    it plugs the wounds in my soul daily. thank you bruv ..

  7. I wouldn’t call that a “nude” shot. Nude to me would be full frontal with no underwear on, and no naughty bits covered up. But then the photographer would need a wide-angle lens more suited to landscape photos, and a whole lot of people would need barf bags…

    🙂

  8. So get on top, Pete.

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again — do not underrate the pleasures of the chubby woman’s cushion.

    Seriously, guys. In former days, I’d be saying — You dont like this type; Fine .. leave em all for me …. But just now, I’m still recovering from open heart surgery. So take some of these ladies off my hands, will ya?

  9. Let me just say right up front that I prefer a woman with some meat on her bones. I find the whole “heroin chic look” to be very unappealing. In judging her physical appearance I’d say she is normal looking if not very attractive. All of those who say she is fat or ugly are simply wrong. The thing that makes her repulsive, to me, are the stupid things she says and the amoral leftist world view she represents. She is just another pop-culture figure in an endless parade of useful idiots who make it their business to polish the turd of Marxism in the entertainment arena. Saying that she is fat and/or ugly is not only false, but it plays into the agenda of leftists who use these comments to smear and misrepresent what conservatives believe. The truth about Amy Schumer is that she is very good looking apparatchik.

  10. If you didn’t know her, it wouldn’t be so bad… Would you rather have that, or the sickly sack of chicken bones that just (haha) dumped TeBow?

    But the shit she spews, plus the lookatmelookatmelookatmeDON’TJUDGE crap sucks, and makes her unattractive. Ugly comes form the inside.

  11. Heck yea, but didn’t they promote this as “alternative beauty” as opposed to Adriana Lima like supermodels. “Women of achievement” is their official stand. Just like the feminists, pushing their agenda from both sides. That way you’re damned if you comment, and damned if you don’t (depending on who they want to excoriate).

  12. Well thank you Unruly Ref. It’s been almost eight weeks, so I’m almost there. Heart is in great shape. Legs are in good shape. The thing that takes forever is the sternum. I’m at the point where I can pick up cats and toy dogs and children under the age of one. Will have to wait until Christmas before I can pick up a two year old

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