Pirelli? I’m pretty sure this was supposed to be for Michelin, no?
ENOUGH WITH THE AMY SCHUMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
She’s being forced on us like a Muslim refugee.
ht/ KWii
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Michelin tires (much less the Michelin Man) haven’t been “punctured” half as many times as Amy.
Try turning off your tv. I don’t know who she is.
Oh, I’d totally hit that. With a baseball bat. The Michelin dick, not the fat whore.
That unfunny fat cunt relative of the corrupt Fucky Schumer is a train wreck for sure.
Is that McLame’s fat lesbian daughter?
No, it’s Chuck Schumer’s cousin. Really.
Her feet are bigger than Michelle’s!
Good idea. That way you won’t know how much shit she talks about Conservatives, and when her cousin (Harry Reid’s psycho twin, Chuck Schumer) somehow tag-teams her into Congress (If she gets the itch) you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
You can see her from space, anyway. lol
This is the leftist/feminist imperative in full bloom. They are now deciding what men find attractive. Fat acceptance is being force fed to males because feminists haven’t been outraged in the last ten minutes and they are feeling kind of pent up. Even what men like is being dictated to men, most of whom are lost in some archaic sense of chivalry while feminists bulldoze Western Civilization for their minute by minute indignation/heroism tingles.
THE WORLD IS OUT OF BALANCE
Not sure exactly what garages Pirelli thinks will want to tack this ode to political correctness up on their walls, but unless 99% of auto mechanics suddenly turned into gay celebrity bloggers overnight, I’m guessing this will be their least popular calendar ever.
This is like when your mom forced you to play with a kid in the neighborhood because he had no friends. And then you find out there was a reason why the kid had no friends. LOL
That does look like a tire store pallet she has her size 15 on.
Hope that’s Slim Fast in the cup. Who in the hell asked her to take her clothes off?
Sun Tzu would use you as canon fodder.
Not knowing who your ideological foes are in our culture war is not an advantage. It’s a grave disadvantage. Amy Schumer’s personal views are influencing our youth.
I’m not telling you to turn the TV on, but telling me to turn the TV off is sort of telling me that I’m wrong and ineffectual at what I do and what I think is important.
I think maybe then I should put up a sticky post that says “Turn off the television, turn off the radio, don’t go to the movies” and call iOTWreport finished.
Our work is done.
We win.
If I knew it was that easy I would’ve called you.
At first, I thought she was the gal that played Miss Piggy. The resemblance in uncanny.
Amy Schumer is not ugly.
Amy Schumer is not fat.
Amy Schumer possesses a body and a face and hair etc. that is certainly capable of having a man truly worship her.
Every human has that capability. There is a lid for every pot, as my mother says.
That’s my personal opinion.
Commenter B can say, “what are you nuts? She’s a pig.”
That’s a valid personal opinion.
What I object to is the attitude of the calendar that silently implies, “you all should be worshipping this body type. And if you don’t you’re some sort of ist or phobic, suffering from an ism.”
If they are not saying that, fine.
But I think they are. I’ve read enough feminism to know that this is the agenda.
Don’t tell me what to think.
Next thing you know these people will be telling me that
male homosexual butt sex should be celebrated.
But that won’t ever happen, will it?
The ’40s belly roll, the ’70s hair, the ’80s catch me fuck me heels, truly a woman of the ages.
Why the Anon? We would rather know the obtuse who walk among us.
Sun Tzu says it’s a requirement.
Just for shit and giggles, we should call Chuck’s office to complain about it.
I’m gonna reserve judgment until I see her titties.
BFH always scanning the cultural, intellectual & scientific
realms to stir the dead fragments of our psyche ..
Mr Hat .. don’t know what i would do without this blog.
it plugs the wounds in my soul daily. thank you bruv ..
Like that old expression:
“If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck into her, she’d look like a porcupine…”
;D
I wouldn’t call that a “nude” shot. Nude to me would be full frontal with no underwear on, and no naughty bits covered up. But then the photographer would need a wide-angle lens more suited to landscape photos, and a whole lot of people would need barf bags…
🙂
Looks a lot like former LA Senator Landreau.
Bill Clinton is probably fapping like a madman to that pic.
She and Lena Dunham could be twins. Any shots of Amy on a toilet, eating cake?
Who stole her waist?
She looks like a refrigerator on legs.
You definitely don’t want to be on the bottom with that Momma.
😉
So get on top, Pete.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again — do not underrate the pleasures of the chubby woman’s cushion.
Seriously, guys. In former days, I’d be saying — You dont like this type; Fine .. leave em all for me …. But just now, I’m still recovering from open heart surgery. So take some of these ladies off my hands, will ya?
I’d bang that like a screen door in a tornado
Let me just say right up front that I prefer a woman with some meat on her bones. I find the whole “heroin chic look” to be very unappealing. In judging her physical appearance I’d say she is normal looking if not very attractive. All of those who say she is fat or ugly are simply wrong. The thing that makes her repulsive, to me, are the stupid things she says and the amoral leftist world view she represents. She is just another pop-culture figure in an endless parade of useful idiots who make it their business to polish the turd of Marxism in the entertainment arena. Saying that she is fat and/or ugly is not only false, but it plays into the agenda of leftists who use these comments to smear and misrepresent what conservatives believe. The truth about Amy Schumer is that she is very good looking apparatchik.
now that’s an idea I can get behind!
call schumer now!
If you jam your head far enough up your ass, you won’t be bothered by ANYTHING!
Sound like a plan for success?
Poor Bibendum being compared to Amy Schumer. 🙁
Cannon fodder (since you can edit stuff).
🙂
If you didn’t know her, it wouldn’t be so bad… Would you rather have that, or the sickly sack of chicken bones that just (haha) dumped TeBow?
But the shit she spews, plus the lookatmelookatmelookatmeDON’TJUDGE crap sucks, and makes her unattractive. Ugly comes form the inside.
A man of discerning tastes.
Heck yea, but didn’t they promote this as “alternative beauty” as opposed to Adriana Lima like supermodels. “Women of achievement” is their official stand. Just like the feminists, pushing their agenda from both sides. That way you’re damned if you comment, and damned if you don’t (depending on who they want to excoriate).
Missed your comments Callmelennie. Hope you get healed up real quick.
OK…I’ll go there….I’ll take Amy and Tebow’s ex, a quart of good Kentucky bourbon and reservations at the Marriot….for 200, Alex…
Jesus – my German Shepherd wouldn’t touch that, and he has pretty low standards judging from the poodle next door.
Yeah, who would want to bang a screen door in a tornado?
XD
I don’t think she is ugly or too fat either. She is a middle aged lady who probably should keep her clothes on. lol
What goes on in her head isn’t so nice.
Me, I miss shame.
We were an awesome freakin’ country when we still had some.
Yeah, seriously, at least represent yourself consistently as a banned by the NCAA baked-good or something.
“One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re crippled inside”
(Lennon)
Using man/girl Jenner as a standard, she may be a 6.
And then you’re going to really care. As long as she doesn’t talk….she’s warm, wet and curvy
Well thank you Unruly Ref. It’s been almost eight weeks, so I’m almost there. Heart is in great shape. Legs are in good shape. The thing that takes forever is the sternum. I’m at the point where I can pick up cats and toy dogs and children under the age of one. Will have to wait until Christmas before I can pick up a two year old
It’s not Pirelli, and it’s not Michelin. It’s Dunlop.
Cause her belly done lopped over.