A security guard making the rounds fell into a dry well.
What follows looks like an episode of Mission Ridiculous.
Seriously, I can’t stop laughing. What is this rescue technique called? I guess the Chinese are not buying into the whole “immobilization/body board” thing. When he’s bent over backwards on the wall’s edge, I think what he moans is, “I think it’s my spine.”
Yeah, that’s the ‘Yerrow Liver Neck Hoist’.
Lassie would have rescued him first but they ate her.
Fell while talking on his cell phone, no doubt.
oh gaaah.
[guy in lab coat] “Yes, he may have breaks in his spinal column and legs… Jiggle him as much as you can.”
“…Keep up the good work, men. Fold him like a taco.”
Well (no pun intended), if he didn’t have a spinal injury after the fall, he certainly got one during the rescue attempt. Way to protect that airway, guys! Ugh.
A lot of extra men in China right now I guess.
Poor bastard.
He should have had the good sense to do this in Chile.
They know what they’re doing down there.
The guy in the lab coat is pointing out where to take him for organ harvesting. Because freshness matters!