In Honor of Mayor DeBlasio’s New Lax Public Urination Laws – IOTW Report

In Honor of Mayor DeBlasio’s New Lax Public Urination Laws

If I Could Make There, I”d Make Anywhere…

IDEA BY FDR IN HELL

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  1. Start spraying the news, I’m pissing today
    I want to pee on top of it, New York, New York
    In vagabond shoes, I’m longing to spray
    Right on the very heart of it, New York, New York

    I want to piss over a city, that allows creeps
    And find I’ve peed off the hill, top of the heap

    These little town spews, I’m pissing away
    I’m gonna make a brand new stream on, in old New York
    If I can pee up there, I’ll piss everywhere
    I’ll pee on you, New York, New York

    New York, New York
    I want to piss on a city, that lets me leak
    To just make a number one, spray up some mist,
    Squeeze out some drops on the top of the heap.

    These little town spews, I’m pissing away
    I’m gonna make a brand new stream on it, in old New York
    If I can pee up there, I’m gonna pee everywhere
    I’ll pee on you, New York, New York

    Hat tip FDR in Hell

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