Joseph Fiennes will play Michael Jackson in a bizarre film.
Legend has it that Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson were all 500 miles from Los Angeles when planes were grounded after 9/11.
Jackson wanted to get home so badly that he rented a car, and this is the basis for the unlikely road trip movie.
Stockard Channing will play Taylor and Brian Cox will play Brando.
And SJWs will complain that a white dude is playing Jackson.
HT/ Jerry Manderin.
How about black social justice warrior Shaun King? He even looks like a pervert.
Pee Wee Herman too busy?
wait ….. Michael Jackson wasn’t white?
Damn. They could’ve gotten Mike Brown to play Brando to even things out. He had some acting ability…
Should have made it a trifecta by having a drag queen to play Liz Taylor and Chaz Bono to play Brando.
What moron would watch the movie?
Why not, he would have wanted it that way. He spent a fortune trying to turn his skin white!
Dammit you beat me again…
Knew I should have stopped on the way home for more beer.
So which race wins if he gets an Oscar ?
Many years ago in a Galaxy far far away….when I lived in the “Golden State” of commifornia. I had a young black lady come up to my house selling/promoting what I don’t know because my Dalmatian Buddy met her at the (glass) door, he didn’t bark or show any aggression at all. I came to the door and she stayed back and asked…”Is that a Dalmatian?” I said….”No actually he’s a BLACK LAB, but he has the same skin condition as Michael Jackson!” She ran down the driveway and left the neighborhood and I, to this day have no idea what she was selling.
…& just like Brando …. he’s dead too !
“I coulda been a
cadavercontendah”😀
Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman!
@jsg ~ wait for a sale, stock up, pay cash…. they’re monitoring credit card sales for future denial of health care based on alcohol consumption, or any other excuse
Bank on it!
btw, the only race that wins is the race to the bottom
Wait a minute! That guy can’t play Michael Jackson – he’s got a nose!
🙂
The fact a white guy does make it easier for the makeup people is kinda fucked up. That’s a comment on Michael himself.
I can see Channing looking like Taylor. Portraying her well is yet to be determined.
They might complain more if he can’t grab his sack and can’t hit a C8.
In a similarly brilliant bit of casting, Bubbles the chimp will be played by the Geico gecko.
LOL!
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
A cow don’t make ham
You ain’t what you’re not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An’ that’s all it ’tis
I thought Paul Rubens was good in “Buffy, Vampire Slayer.”
An idiot skinner…
Are you Dr Seuss’ brother?
Will he take tips from Ted Danson on how to play Black-face? (obviously dating Black women is out…)
Freedomcat;
I will ascribe your comment to youth.
You would do well to acquaint yourself with one who was arguably one of the greatest musical geniuses of the 20th century.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBtdfQrs77s
Thanks, man …. it’s been awhile since I dug Pi Zappa Crappa
I still like John Belushi’s version of Liz Taylor the best….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_T7Mj8fvRQ ….
Molon
I started with him during his “gross out” shows in SOCAL during my misspent youth.
There was also the Donkey Show in TJ.
That’s why nothing kids do today shocks me.
What was going on back then would shock them.
I have to admit that I like the three actors, but I don’t think I want to see a movie about a poor black child who grows up to be a rich white woman.
I Michael Moore not available to play Brando?
Looks just like him. Wait, …., I must have been looking at a negative of Dianna Ross with her nose pushed up against a glass window.
Ridiculous… Fiennes isn’t nearly white enough to play Michael Jackson.