White Guy to Play Michael Jackson in New Movie – IOTW Report

White Guy to Play Michael Jackson in New Movie

Joseph Fiennes will play Michael Jackson in a bizarre film.

Legend has it that Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson were all 500 miles from Los Angeles when planes were grounded after 9/11.

Jackson wanted to get home so badly that he rented a car, and this is the basis for the unlikely road trip movie.

Stockard Channing will play Taylor and Brian Cox will play Brando.

And SJWs will complain that a white dude is playing Jackson.

HT/ Jerry Manderin.

32 Comments on White Guy to Play Michael Jackson in New Movie

  1. Many years ago in a Galaxy far far away….when I lived in the “Golden State” of commifornia. I had a young black lady come up to my house selling/promoting what I don’t know because my Dalmatian Buddy met her at the (glass) door, he didn’t bark or show any aggression at all. I came to the door and she stayed back and asked…”Is that a Dalmatian?” I said….”No actually he’s a BLACK LAB, but he has the same skin condition as Michael Jackson!” She ran down the driveway and left the neighborhood and I, to this day have no idea what she was selling.

  2. @jsg ~ wait for a sale, stock up, pay cash…. they’re monitoring credit card sales for future denial of health care based on alcohol consumption, or any other excuse
    Bank on it!

    btw, the only race that wins is the race to the bottom

  3. The fact a white guy does make it easier for the makeup people is kinda fucked up. That’s a comment on Michael himself.

    I can see Channing looking like Taylor. Portraying her well is yet to be determined.

  4. Do you know what you are?
    You are what you is
    You is what you am
    A cow don’t make ham
    You ain’t what you’re not
    So see what you got
    You are what you is
    An’ that’s all it ’tis

  5. Molon
    I started with him during his “gross out” shows in SOCAL during my misspent youth.
    There was also the Donkey Show in TJ.
    That’s why nothing kids do today shocks me.
    What was going on back then would shock them.

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