A 75 year old man walked into a crowded medical clinic’s waiting room and approached the reception desk.
The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
He replied, “There’s something wrong with my johnson.”
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you.”
The receptionist replied, “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”
“You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone,” the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear.”
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”
“I can’t piss out of it.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCE8HezwqP4
YOU DIDN’T ASK, but I gave you ANYWAY!
Thanks, I needed that today.
There’s only one purpose for a 75 year old man according to Ezekiel Emmanuel.
Soylent Green is people!
The old classic ones are the best.
😛
Paging Milton Berle . . .
Ezekiel Emmanuel was born 1n 1957. If he’s still around, ask him what he thinks about that in 2032.
Good way to start a Monday!
Probably was Bernie at the free clinic.