Here’s a test that was sent in by Sam S.
I took it, and as God was my witness, I did NOT choose Trump at the end of this quiz, yet it’s telling me I side with Trump, by a slim margin, over Cruz.
Here’s a test that was sent in by Sam S.
I took it, and as God was my witness, I did NOT choose Trump at the end of this quiz, yet it’s telling me I side with Trump, by a slim margin, over Cruz.
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I’ll go take the test, but it is not Donald’s current issues I have issues with, it’s his 40+ years of being a democrat and a democrat funder I have a problem with. He funded his likely opponent. It’s as if he created what he now wants destroyed. Why trust him now?
I side with Austin Powers
Wait..WTF?
Trump 91%
Cruz 88%
Kasich 76%
Followed by 2 Libertarians 73%, 71%.
Okeydokey! If everyone gets Trump do we all think alike or was this survey made by Trump Polling ™?
92% Cruz, 1st place, Trump 83%, 3rd place. That Austin Peters dude was in between. Whole the hell is he?
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2229626292
21% Hillary? I’d take a long bath if that were the case.
Menderman, Did you trust Reagan? How did Charlton Heston do with the NRA.
Jeez give they guy a break will you.
92% Cruz
87% Trump
85% The Mailman’s son (/)
Fur, your totals add up to 438%.
Common core?
I do have to brag…I got 4% Hiliary! 21% Biggie? Really?
I haven’t taken the survey yet.
Do they ask “boxers or briefs”?
“Spit or swallow”?
OK, bad Loco…
Trump first, Cruz second. Don’t remember the numbers.
96% Trump, 72% Cruz, 64% Garry Johnson?
Loco, We all know you swallow.
Trump 91%, Cruz 91% Hillary 5%
Scrolling down, this what the site said about me:
“Right-Wing
Your political beliefs would be considered strongly Right-Wing on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote economic freedom and a society based on morals and values.”
It been a good day!
Goodnight kids!
Yes Brad, but only if infused with premium tequila…
94% Cruz 92% Trump and Hillary Rotten Clinton got 2% — should have been 0%!!!
Considering Trump’s fluid, dynamic positions, perhaps a 30 day average would be more apropos?
Here’s where thy peg me:
Trump: 96%
Cruz: 92%
Austin Powers: 81%
Kasich: 68%
Johnson: 66%
Sanders: 8%
Clinton: 7%
BTW, Kasich is so far back, his name is still being spell-checked!
Bad_Brad
April 1, 2016 at 11:38 pm
“Loco, We all know you swallow.”
Brad cut the crap. You are not Trump and you can’t get away with it. Enough already.
You have to click “show all candidates” to display Jill Stein at 12%
12%!!!, even below Hillary and Bernie.
How the hell could she be WORSE than them???
She must want an immediate Kim Jung Un platform.
Trump.
Ya, I probably scored badly because I understand what civil liberties and “Don’t Tread On Me” means.
Meerkat Brzezinski,
Loco and I are friends, even though we appear to be on opposite ends of the political spectrum. That was a joke, judging by his responce he took it as a joke, so lighten the fuck up.
93% Cruz, 84% Trump.
I liked this: You side strongly towards “Individualism”, meaning you strongly support free market policies that create opportunity for personal liberty and success.
I appreciate Meerkat defending me but admittedly I have said worse things to Brad.
Lets all get along and have another drink.
Drinks are on the house tonight!
ON me!
It is still April 1st in most parts…
Loco, So your inviting Meerkat? OK, but I got my eye on that sonofabitch. LOL. That’s a joke too Meerkat.
Trump 87, Cruz 86, Austin Powers 79 (yah, like who the hell is this guy?) John McAfee 78, Bernie Sanders??? 44.
McAfee? yah, i’d take him.
Gee, wonder how i’d do with Romney or Ryan?
Where are these Farmers thats getting subsidized ?
I took the poll, but I’m still waiting for Kasichs’ dad to deliver the results…
This is interesting, Ithe first time through I just answered yes or no, I did it again answering within the additional responses, here is the difference:
Candidate: yes or no result / additional response result
Trump: 96% / 82%
Cruz: 92% / 93%
Austin Powers: 81% / 82%
Kasich: 68% / 82%
Johnson: 66% / 65%
Sanders: 8% / 30%
Clinton: 7% / 31%
93% Cruz
91% Trump
78% Austin Peterson (? eh ?) Libertarian
The least on Pillary Killary
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2229720989
Right-Wing Libertarian
Your political beliefs would be considered strongly Right-Wing and moderately Libertarian on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote free market capitalism and smaller government.
The zip code isn’t mine but what’s 30-40 miles. I am like more voters in southern states than Ohio.
Brian in BC and I are both Individualists. Pass the Canadian Ice Wine please. I could do with a healthy dose.
Don’t forget to click on the party tab to see which party you side with. As if you didn’t know.
http://www.isidewith.com/results/2229720989
On a side note, it’s Friday night, three days to go before Wisconsin. Watching Fox tonight and they are on a full on Trump bashing fest. Things are getting really transparent. The GOP is on a full court press. My money’s on Trump.
Trump 93
Cruz 90
Bernie 21
Hillary 19
How did those last two score so high?
Trump: 92%
Cruz: 92%
Since it’s a face-off Trump wins because he sent me a Christmas card.
Loco and Brad, I’m sorry. But I have been taking a hiatus from my favorite site for the most part. I check in every now and then, but the whole Trump/Cruz thing was becoming pretty bad for awhile. I get it. Sorry for the jab, Brad. I didn’t realize it was in jest. Now, where the hell is my beer?
Mostly libertarian unknowns, with Cruz 2nd at 85% and Trump at 75%. Surprised Gary Johnson is below Trump though.
Meerkat, There’s a lot of us here that are a little opinionated. But I know most will rise to the occasion when the time comes. I know you are one of them. Which ever way it goes. If you’ve read any of my posts you know my fears.
Right-Wing
Your political beliefs would be considered moderately Right-Wing on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote economic freedom and a society based on morals and values.
I thought i would trend more libertarian but alas, i am more like my father. Cranky..Lovable… old… GET OFF MY LAWN type.
Brad, you get it.
which Trump?? just saying
Meerkat, Never take a mixed drink from Loco. That’s no swizzle stick he stirs them with.
Just sayen.
So at this point can we all politically savvy IOTW’ers say that we had fun with this self-evaluation and declare it to be complete and utter bullshit?
Brad, actually Loco told me not to take a drink from you because you swizzle it with your swizzle.
Q. Does this guy Bad Brad throw a wrench into the conversation
all of the time, or only once in a while?
Brad, I have no problem with pro Trump. I only have problems with pro Trumpassholes.
Meerkat, I’m Pro Manufacturing. I’m anti fucked up trade shit that has destroyed our economy. I’m Pro Wall. I’m Pro Defense Spending because I watched Reagan re ignite our economy starting there. I’m Pro Vet and they deserve to have as good as health care as anybody in the country because they laid their ass on the line. I’m Pro America. Let’s fix this shit.
“Does this guy Bad Brad throw a wrench into the conversation
all of the time, or only once in a while?”
All the time weak sister. You should probably check out the Right Scoop
I got news for you, we all swallow. If we didn’t we would be dead.
By one percentage point I side with Ted over the Donald (87% to 86%).
Trump – 97%
Cruz – 89%
but I am most proud of
Hillary – 4%
Bernie – 0%
Cruz & Trump both 93% and some libertarians at 88%. Hillary 8%, Bernie 0%.
Says I prefer tough love and those looking for a hand out can go pound sand.
Pretty much right on.
I just took it in reverse. Bernie 98%, Hillary 88%, Trump 24%, Cruz 4%.
I was not able to use the “how important is this” slider thing on the left for some reason, so my results are going to be a bit flawed. I do support Cruz first and Trump second. Who the fuck is Petersen, Johnson, and Feldman?
Cruz 84%
Petersen? 82%
Trump 79%
Feldman 75%
Johnson 73%
sanders 24%
clinton 13%
I wrote in several answers, and I’m sure they didn’t take the time to read my answers — like the one about ousting 0bama (instead of that Syrian leader) so isis would lose its main source of funding and support, etc.
I’m a little offended; sanders and clinton should have been 0%. I’ve never agreed with either of them except when they insulted each other.
We’re all just victims of the in house drive by.
They say jump.
You say, how high!
https://youtu.be/qDWJGslOf70
I got 91% Cruz and 90% Trump, but I know for a fact that Cruz is a fucking liar. None of his stated positions can actually be trusted.
Ted Cruz 90%
Donald Trump 89%
That’s odd it said I sided with Bad Brad…..WELL DUH!!!!
What I want to know is WTF did Fur do to get 20% Bernie Sanders?
Trump’s positions on the policies that really matter are stances he’s been speaking of since he entered the race. Cruz has been brought kicking and screaming into backing some of them and still is dead wrong about others like trade authority.
So when this poll matches up my positions to theirs, it’s not taking that into account.
That being said
Cruz-95%
Trump/Peterson 86%
Took it again after I got the “importance” slider working. It does make a difference:
Cruz 92
Trump 86
Petersen 75
Feldman 69
Johnson 58
Sanders 12
Clinton 9
They say I side with Donald Trump on most Electoral issues, with Ted Cruz on most Social issues, and with Trump on most Immigration issues.
Right-Wing Libertarian
Your political beliefs would be considered moderately Right-Wing Libertarian on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote free market capitalism and smaller government.
* That last sentence is right on the money. I hate government intrusion and overstepping as much as I hate 0bama and Hillary.
Cruz 94%
Trump 93%
Peterson 78%
Kasich 63%
Johnson 54%
Clinton 2% ??
Sanders 1% ??
I’d have to be dead to vote for a democrat.
My results were a tie between Cruz and Trump. I got 84% for both.
Cruz barely edged out Trump, but there are other factors besides stated positions on issues. I think likelihood of winning the general election is a factor, and on that I find Ann Coulter’s electoral map more persuasive than aggregate percentage polls, which 1) I believe to be distorted by Nevertrumpers, and 2) aren’t the way we elect the POTUS anyway.
Trump 91, Cruz 91
Right-Wing Libertarian
Your political beliefs would be considered moderately Right-Wing Libertarian on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote free market capitalism and smaller government.
You side strongly towards “Small Government”, meaning you strongly believe the government is overly bureaucratic, inefficient, and wasteful. This theme is more important to you.
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2230137948?from=Snav8AK6n
Cruz on top of my list, with Trump a close second. About what I thought.
Trump 92%, Cruz 92%, Austin Pee 85%, Darryl and his other brother Darryl 72%, Hildabeast 3%, and the batty ol’ socialist 2%. This poll brought to you by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot dot trump.
I sent out this survey to everyone in my email address list about 6 months ago or so.
I didn’t get anyone responding, so I guess politics is something that should be left in blogs like this.
That said, for me, it was Rand Paul then Scott Walker. Trump wasn’t even included at the time.
I answered all the questions then, including the extras and wrote in for expanded answers. Obviously the time I spent didn’t have any impact on how I must now vote.
I should save myself the time, say NONE OF THE ABOVE, and search for survival techniques moving forward.
Both mainstream political parties have screwed our country so bad. They have helped corporations, killed small business and the middle class, lined their own pockets, reduced our standing in the world militarily, financially and educationally.
The people living on the margins are worse today than ever, the people of wealth are are becoming more miserly and somehow common sense has been discarded like an old dirty diaper.
So, “who do I side with”? My answer is common sense, which doesn’t appear to be running in this upcoming election.
Cruz 93%, Austin Petersen 91%, Trump 87%, Marc Allen Feldman 79%, Gary Johnson 68%.
I think all you have to do is say yes to legalize pot to pick up all kinds of Libertarians.
Right Wing Libertarian for ideology
I don’t have to take the test. TRUMP 2016!
Plus, how do you know what Ted Cruz really stands for? He waits until Trump takes a position and then copies it.
Gladys, how can Cruz copy such a fast moving target?
Cruz is always a few days behind.
Example: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/fearless-sarah-palin-reminds-wisconsin-audience/
92% Trump, 91% Cruz. Always knew it’s been a virtual toss up!