Reader Survey. Copy and paste the questions into the comments and answer as many as you’re comfortable with.
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
6. Salad dressing preference?
7. Last book you read?
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
1. Southeast
2. Henry Cho
3. 45+ years
4. Matt Damon
5. Tiger: strong, agile, top of the pecking order, smart
6. Balsamic vinaigrette
7. The Heart of Leadership: Mark Miller
8. Finger.
9. No
10. California: too liberal
11. More likely to be honked at
12. Beach
13. Barry Manilow
14. The meat
15. Do you prefer coupe, sedan, convertible, suv, or truck and why?
1 Ohio (does that still count as part of the .US.?)
2 Probably still Steven Wright
3 Since giants walked the earth
4 Huntz Hall (I’m serious)
5.Bird-so I could poop on newly washed cars
6 Blue Cheese
7″Great Salad Dressings of the World”
8 .Arm (howzat for an exotic answer?)
9 I never bought eggnog period (I have bought other types of nog)
10 Ohio -oh wait.Never mind.Actually Mass.-I hate that accent.
11. Honked at. For ending a sentence in a preposition
12. Ohio-especially during the exploding truck tire season just starting
13. ‘Old Time Rock and Roll’. It’s time I torture someone else with that song.
14. The fuel injector.
15 How many of those little silver balls that you put on cookies have you eaten at one sitting?
1. What general geographical area are you from? PNW
2. Favorite comedian? Steve Martin
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 50+ years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Sterling Archer
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Kodiak Bear I like Alaska
6. Salad dressing preference? Bleu Cheese
7. Last book you read? 100 Deadly Skills
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Left Index Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? NO
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? , New York; bad climate, bad politics, too many assholes per square mile.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? The one honking.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Anyplace not where I am on vacation.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Fight Song
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Meat
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? On a 1-10 scale, how would you rate your attractiveness.
1. I was born in Maryland but have also lived in Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Colorado, California, Connecticut, Argentina, and Korea.
2. My favorite comedian was Ernie Kovaks.
3. It was probably about a half century ago that I last bought something from an ice cream truck.
4. Actor who plays me at age 30? James Spader.
5. If I could be any animal in the world I’d want to remain a homo sapiens because I won’t give up self-awareness and the ability to act consciously to achieve beneficial ends.
6. Salad dressing preference? Caesar, with anchovy.
7. Last book you read? National Security and Double Government by Michael J. Glennon
8. I last wore a band-aid on my left forearm.
9. I have never bought eggnog in the summer.
10. I would absolutely never live in California again. Why? Doesn’t that word “again” give you a clue?
11. I am much more likely to do the honking than get honked at (but I do occasionally get honked at).
12. People should go on a two week vacation to a place that they do not fantasize about. Fantasies are almost always better than the reality.
13. It’s Karaoke night and if I HAVE to sing I’ll sing the National Anthem.
14. The most important part of a sandwich is the meat.
15. On the next reader survey, I’d like to see the question, “Explain why are rights unalienable.”
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border
M… Canada)
Rust belt
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Cheech & Chong
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
5 years?
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic is
Unkown actor capable f playing a drunkard
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Occupy Deadbeat The dens the make in mom’s basement are amazing
6. Salad dressing preference?
Blue cheese
7. Last book you read?
Flags of Our Fathers ( Dad made me read it and i glad he did)
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Head. 26 years ago
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
no
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Peoples Republic of California and Illegals. Too much taxes
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
I’m too busy swearing to remember to honk.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Save your money; after Obama’s done, you’re going to need it.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Dinah Mo Humm
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Meat
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
understood song lyrics are always a good bet. Example: “Beast of burden” is not “Big Bird Burpin”
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada) Northeast
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) Too difficult to answer…Keepin’ it clean John Pinette. Dirty..Bill Burr
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? Right after I was invited in for a ‘special personal tour’ back in ’70
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. My choice: Sean Connery; Realistic choice: Gollum
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? A Liger…Becuase who doesn’t like Liger’s?
6. Salad dressing preference? Bleu Cheese
7. Last book you read? Dark Tide…A book about the great molasses flood in Boston’s north end in 1919. No, really!
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Left pinky
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? I’d live anywhere but I’d have to say Louisiana…to hot an muggy for me.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Honked at.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? The White Mountains in NH.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? The Keeper of the Eddystone Light
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? The Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What cartoon Character would you choose to be and why?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
North East. It’s snowing today and it’s beautiful!
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Too hard, I like so many. Fav current is Larry the cable guy.
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
About 2 summers ago, I’m getting older and it’s getting harder to catch them things!
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Darryl Hanna from the movie “splash” era.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
A spoiled small dog. I like naps and would love to be carried everywhere.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Blue cheese mixed with blue cheese crumbs.
7. Last book you read?
All about flexible endoscopes.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Today on my index finger.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No, that’s a Christmas drink!
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Altered… Ummmmm anywhere Obama is living. Reason is obvious.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Get honked at. I may grumble and bitch a little on the road but I’m not a road rager. Plus, being from Detroit, honking at someone is an invitation to get shot at.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Alaska! Wait…. I may be they only one who likes snow.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Roll on 18 Wheeler by Alabama.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The meat.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
If you were a cat, what part of your body would you lick first?
1. ohio
2. mel brooks, harvey korman, tim Conway, don rickles
3.never
4. James Garner……Lee Marvin
5. Bobcat, quiet, efficient, excellent predator
6.Balsamic vinaigrette
7.Return of the Prodigal Son,Henri J.M. Nouwen
8.hands
9.never, not even in winter
10.california, Illinois, ny … liberal, high taxes, mismanaged
11. Neither
12. stay home with family and friends, go local
13.I choose to leave the karaoke bar (don’t go to bars)
14. what’s inside the sandwich, meat, cheese, condiments
The-Mamomma
1. The South
2. Angela Johnson
3. 15 years, maybe (for the kids)
4. Don’t know. People used to say I looked like Natalie Wood, but she’s not alive so….
5. A house cat. Mine is sweet, lives a good life, and is loved.
6. Hot bacon mustard vinaigrette
7. Turbo Twenty-three by Janet Evanovich. (Hey, I just like a fun read.)
8. Heel
9. No
10. Maybe Alaska. I’m not much of an outdoorsman.
11. More likely to be the honkee, (pun intended.)
12. Take a cruise.
13. Something Michael Jackson.
14. It’s probably the bread, but I’ll go with the meat because I often wrap the meat around the other stuff and eat it sans bread.
15. You want me to think? Not happening. But to answer Chiggerbug, I prefer a sedan with all the luxuries.
1. NYC metro, Goddamnit.
2. Chris Rock. He says everything I can’t say because I’m white.
3. Years.
4. Meryl Streep.
5. A border collie……but the Nazis who run my building won’t let me.
6. Plain extra-virgin olive oil.
7. “Unlikeable” (Hillary Clinton takedown)
8. Right thumb.
9. I’ve never bought eggnog, period. It’s gross.
10. I was going to say any commie pinko state–but I do!
11. I don’t drive, and there’s a reason for that. I don’t like stupid people. Nearly all stupid people drive.
12. I don’t care where people vacation as long as it’s in the U.S.A.
13. I would sing my parody version of “Beat It” (“How come your payment’s always comin’up short?/You seem to have a problem with your child support/Your baby momma’s gonna think you’re not a good sport/So pay it, just pay it……”).
14. The filling.
15. How upset would you be if this information was being passed along to the NSA?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
NW PA
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Mel Brooks
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Stop buying from them after watching the movie Iceman. Not sure when it came out in Redbox.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Tommy Chong
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Blue whale…size has advantages as long as you stay away from the Japs and Norwegians.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Vinegar & olive oil
7. Last book you read?
France & England in North America Part 2- Parkman
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
I don’t use band aids
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
I don’t eat eggnog. Never will unless a gun is pointed at me.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Ohio, besides voting for Kasich, the car drivers seem to think it is OK while on an interstate, to set their cruise control at the speed limit and drive in the left passing lane. If they back up the whole highway, so be it. They aren’t moving over.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
I get honk at because of my TRUMP stickers. Also, got a warning form a LEO instead of a ticket for having one.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Quebec City and Montreal
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
I can’t sing and would never embarrass myself trying. Someone better have a gun and willing to commit murder to make me. If they had a gun, I’d sing the Barney song just to piss them off.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
That both women are free of STDs
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What the fuck is wrong with you people who would stay home or vote for the (D) nominee because your candidate didn’t win the primary? Try a little love of country you selfish pricks. The country is circling the drain.
1. What general geographical area are you from? Ohio – since birth.
2. Favorite comedian? Christopher Walken
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? They have ice cream trucks?
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice: Elmer Fudd. The realistic choice: Bugs Bunny
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? A hibernating bear.
6. Salad dressing preference? Thousand Island
7. Last book you read? The entire Bosch series by Michael Connelly.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Back of hand. (cat wound)
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? Would never buy or drink eggnog.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New Jersey – New Jersey is its own reason why.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? They honk, I shoot.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? I tried going to Pismo Beach one time, but took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? “Our Love is Here to Stay” in a duet with Ella and Chick Webb’s band.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Mayonnaise
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? Life is too short to worry about the next reader survey.
1. What general geographical area are you from? Born and raised in Southern California, but now reside in Ontario, Canada.
2. Favorite comedian? Eddie Izzard.
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? Eight months.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
At that age, I was told I resembled a young Sissy Spacek, so I guess I’d pick a young Sissy Spacek as my choice & the realistic choice (although I never noticed a resemblance).
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? A bird, so I could fly.
6. Salad dressing preference? Balsamic fig.
7. Last book you read? White Girl Bleed A Lot.
8. Last bandaid? One of my fingers.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No. And I’m not a fan of it in the winter either.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New York due to high income taxes and crappy weather.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? I’d be the honker.
12. Two week vacation? Prior to the Islamic invasion of Europe, I’d have recommended Salzburg, Austria, because I had a wonderful time in that beautiful city. Nowadays, I would recommend a roadtrip through the Anerican southwest.
13. Karaoke tune? I couldn’t carry a tune if it had a handle on it, so I would choose (and already have one time) “Tequilla”
14. Most important part of a sandwich? Bread.
15. Question for next survey? If Bernie and Hillary were both drowning, and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Okie displaced to TX over 20 years ago.
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Red Skelton
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
30+ years ago
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
He’s too old now but I’ve been told I look like Gary Sinise, Coincidentally I’d let my hair get long for the first time in my life right before Forrest Gump came out. . .I WAS Lt. Dan.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
My Lhasa Apso. . . he gets to lick the wife more than I do.
6. Salad dressing preference?
“House”
7. Last book you read?
“Drawing on the Right Side of Your Brain”
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
arm after giving blood.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Would if I knew where to.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
NJ, worst state vis a vie 2nd amendment
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
About the same. . . maybe 5-6 times each in my life
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Trying to decide right now where to go for a 1 weeker, Maui is hard to beat.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Jack’s Lament from Nightmare before Christmas, I’m often told I have a voice for radio (to bad I have a face for radio as well)
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The roast beef silly
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
If you could address the Constitutional convention what would you try to convince them to change?
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1. What general geographical area are you from? NE Ohio, originally from SE Ohio.
2. Favorite comedian? John Cleese
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 20 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. No reply.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? One of my wife’s pets. Best cared-for animals in the world.
6. Salad dressing preference? Bleu cheese
7. Last book you read? “Mother! The Frank Zappa Story” by Michael Grey
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? Never
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New York: taxes and corruption
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Honk at me. Go ahead.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Yes, especially if it’s a touring vacation.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? As always, Zappa’s “Dirty Love”, especially in country bars.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? The part between the bread.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? At what age did you lose your virginity?
1. Left coast
2. John Mulaney
3. I am going to kill the ice cream man and blow up his stupid truck
4. Linda Evans from her Big Valley days
5. A skunk because everyone would be afraid of me
6. Chunky blue cheese
7. Last book I enjoyed reading: Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
8. Index finger right hand
9. Never bought eggnog, never will
10. Alaska because everything there will try to kill you, weather, wildlife, and weirdos
11. Honking
12. Barcelona, Spain
13. Super Freak by Rick James
14. I would eat a bread sandwich, if you know what I mean
15. What is your secret shame?
1 Southwest.
2 Sam Kinnison.
3 44 years.
4 Ted Nugent.
5 Big Cat. Bigger the better.
6 BC, and plenty of it.
7 all the Manchester nonfiction I could get my hands on.
8 Pffft. Just rub a little dirt in.
9 Christmas season only. Add some Ovaltine or choc. syrup.
10 Quite a few, actually.
11 I try to keep a low profile.
12 Anywhere I ain’t.
13 I try to avoid amateurs.
14 A good sammich is like a symphony. Absence of any one element diminishes the total effect.
15 Individual reply button or edit feature?
1. What general geographical area are you from?
Mid Atlantic
2. Favorite comedian?
Nobody currently living
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
At least 15 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Bill Engvall – when he was 30
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Sloth – nothing eats them
6. Salad dressing preference?
Just about any, as long as no MSG
7. Last book you read?
Patriot’s History of The United States
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
no – is it even available?
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Hawaii – weather is too consistent….and liberal
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Honking. I just honked yesterday on the way home from work. Dumbass drifted into my lane while messing with his phone.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Bus tour of Europe – the countries that are still sane.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Hot Rod Lincoln
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Meat
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Do you change your own oil?
1. Southwest.
2. Robin Williams
3. Decades
4. Daniel Radcliffe.
5.Siberian Tiger, largest of the big cats.
6. raspberry walnut vinaigrette
7. Things that Matter, Charles Krauthammer.
8. Stomach.
9. No.
10. California, too full of insane liberals and freaks.
11. Be the one honking.
12. Driving tour through the Rocky Mountains into Wyoming.
13. Elizabeth by the Statler Brothers.
14. The bread.
15. Can one explain the mind bend of liberals and socialists, apart from the freebie, living off others, mentality?
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1. General geographical area – Mountain West
2. Favorite comedian? Ben Stiller, Zoolander still cracks me up…
3. Ice cream truck? 45 years
5. Any animal? An eagle – for the freedom and the view!
6. Salad dressing preference? No dressing – ever!
7. Last book you read? West With the Night – Beryl Markham
8. Bandaid? Thumb
9. Eggnog in the summer? Nope!
10. Which state and why? There are plenty of cities I wouldn’t ever live in, but I wouldn’t rule out any entire state.
11. Honked at – I don’t honk.
12. Scotland, Southern Africa, Hawaii…….
13. Big City – Merle Haggard
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? the meat
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada) Midwest
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) Ron White
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 8 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Human
6. Salad dressing preference? French
7. Last book you read? Future Crimes, Outliers, Racing in the Rain
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? Illinois. Lived their in the past. I knew it had nothing to offer then, and has only gotten worse.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? California for Vacation only, never as a citizen.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? i choose not to sing.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? By far it is the type of Bread.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? What do you feel has driven your political reasoning.
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1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Northern Ontario (originally from Michigan) – we have another inch of pristine snow on the ground today and I love it.
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Johnny Carson
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Too many to count, but it still brings back great memories
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice
.Claire Danes for both – only realistic if she put on a few pounds, though
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
An Otter because they seem to have a joy-filled existence
6. Salad dressing preference?
French and Blue Cheese – on the side
7. Last book you read?
What is the What – story of one of the lost boys of the Sudan – great read.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Heel
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No – but I would if I could
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
California – two reasons – too liberal and chance of earthquakes
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Get honked at (though it’s been years). I would only honk if it was to warn of danger – pretty laid back about errors on my part and others
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Alaska – land holiday not cruise
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Before he Cheats – Carrie Underwood — fun to sing and in my range
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Size – not too big to truly enjoy — have you ever enjoyed those huge ones that you can’t even take a bite out of? – that’s not a sandwich
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What movie do you stop and watch if you scroll past it on the TV?
. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Southwest
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Jackie Chan. Yeah, I know he’s not, strictly speaking, a comedian but he cracks me up.
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
About a year.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Brook Shields, maybe Kirstie Alley. (But Kirstie at 30, not Kirstie at 50.)
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
A retired greyhound. I like to run, but I don’t want to have to.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Vinegar & oil.
7. Last book you read?
I’m in the middle of about six at any given time. The one open on my bed is Sharps, by K. J. Parker. I’m also reading Chernow’s biographies of Hamilton and Washington, the collected short stories of H. G. Wells, and rereading Garrett for Hire, by Glen Cook.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Back of my ankle. (See answer to #5.)
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No, but I’ve made it in the summer, in the blender with lots of ice.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Anyplace where Democrats have been in power for more than 20 years, for obvious reasons.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
I’m the one honking.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Pick a little island somewhere warm. Pack a swimsuit.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Black Velvet, by Alannah Myles
Walking After Midnight, by Patsy Cline
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The mustard. Definitely the mustard.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Last National Park visited.
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
PNW
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
George Carlin
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
50+ years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
No one, I need perfection. 🙂
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Bald eagle. Because they have excellent eye sight, they can soar and fly and are excellent hunters. They’re beautiful.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Balsamic vinaigrette and Ranch.
7. Last book you read?
Secrets of the Pharaohs.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Little toe.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
New York. Like California it’s full of liberals.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
I do the honking.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
On a cruise. That’s where I’m headed!
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Crazy – Patsy Cline.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The bread.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What kind of car do you drive?
1. Midwest
2. Milton Berle
3. 5 years
4. Charlton Heston, Bill Murray
5. Hippopotamus – dangerous and left alone
6. Salad dressing preference?
7. Last book you read? Lincoln’s Virtues
8. Body part where you wore a bandaid last. elbow after a blood donation
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?no
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New York, dirty, nasty waste of space full of asswipes
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? anywhere i’m not
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? when its crying’ time again
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? the right bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
memorable holiday event
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1. Southwest
2. Peter Sellers
3. Believe it or not, Yesterday
4. Gary Oldman
5. Grizzly Bear
6. Meat
7. Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco
8. Bitch Sticker? I think not
9. Never been that high
10. California Because I used to. I like the Land, not the Government
11. As long as dumbasses are allowed to drive, I shall do the honking
12. Campsite 31, Cinnamon Bay Campground, St. John US Virgin Islands
13. Streets of Bakersfield by Buck Owens
14. The Meats
15. If Hilary and Barry tried to rob you in an alley, and you only had only one bullet left; which one would you shoot and which one would you clobber with the pistol?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada) NORTH CALIFORNIA
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
CABLE GUY
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 40 YEARS
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. JAMES STEWART
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
6. Salad dressing preference? BLUE CHEESE
7. Last book you read? LEGACY OF ASHES – HISTORY OF THE CIA
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. LEG
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? NO
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
MASS. TOO LIB
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? HONKED AT
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
MOUNT SHASTA CITY, CA
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
ALL TOO MUCH
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
REPLY/EDIT BUTTON?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Northeast
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Forever
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Elephant
6. Salad dressing preference?
Tabasco
7. Last book you read?
Murder in LIttle Egypt
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Toe
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Nope
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Some where hot all year long. Its hot all year long
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Honking
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Cruise
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Piano Man
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Coffee – black or flavored?
1. snowbelt Ohio
2. Jeff Dunham)
3.50 years
4. Greta Garbo even if she’s dead
5. a house cat so I could have staff
6. vinegar and oil with garlic and pepper
7. Flowers of Silk and Gold, 4 Centuries of Ottoman Embroidery
8. right index finger
9. yes to put in coffee
10. California, too many left wing loons
11. more likely to get honked at while driving
12. Easter Island
13. God Bless America ala Kate Smith
14. BACON
15. What is your weapon of choice
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
NORTHEAST
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) RED SKELTON
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? I DON’T BUY ANYTHING FROM AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
VLADIMIR PUTIN. YES, THIS IS REALISTIC! HE’S A VERY GOOD REALITY ACTOR.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? THE MOST INTELLIGENT ANIMAL, THE PIG, BECAUSE I WOULD SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ALL MUSLIMS
6. Salad dressing preference? THOUSAND ISLANDS
7. Last book you read? MOON O THEISM (2 VOLUMES) WONDERFUL EXPOSÉ OF ISLAM.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. MY KNEE
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? NO! I’VE NEVER BOUGHT EGGNOG. I’VE ALWAYS MADE IT MYSELF.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? CALIFORNIA. TOO MANY LIBERALS AND WEIRD PEOPLE, LIKE NANCY PELOSI AND DIANE FEINSTEIN!
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? I NEVER HONK! SOMETIMES DRIVERS HONK AT ME AS A THANK-YOU BECAUSE I’M A POLITE DRIVER.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? LIECHTENSTEIN!
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? ODE AN DIE FEREUDE
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? THE PART BETWEEN MY UPPER TEETH AND MY LOWER TEETH UNTIL IT HAS ALL BEEN EATEN.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? DID MUHAMMAD HAVE WORMS IN HIS MOUTH BEFORE HE DIED?
Salve!
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
West side, of the Eastern Time Zone, KY
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Jonathan Winters
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Maybe 30 years, for a grandchild
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice
Kathy Bates.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
A domestic lake duck. I love to watch ducks, because when they waddle away, they remind me of diapered toddlers walking. A true pleasure to see.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Red Wine Vinagrette, with most of the oil poured out when first opening the bottle.
7. Last book you read?
WHITE FLAG: ZOMBIE WARS:WE ALL FALL DOWN by Joseph Talluto
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No, not at anytime
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Nebraska, because it is the most boring state I have traveled across. Having been a military brat and spouse, I have traveled through all of the states, except Alaska and Vermont.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Rarely honk or am honked at, and then usually, because of an ‘OOOPS’, where I was thankful the other driver was paying attention!
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
The San Juan Islands. Magnificent.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Let’s see, in reality, since my singing will drive people out, ‘Turn Off The Lights, The Party Is Over’.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Really good yeast bread, flat bread or bun. The yeast makes the difference.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
My favorite country to visit. (Great Britain, which I still have not fully explored.)
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1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Upper MidWest
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
George Carlin
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Six years ago while on Vacation.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Leonard Nimoy
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
A Cat. Cats are awesome
6. Salad dressing preference?
Russian or Italian.
7. Last book you read?
Non Fiction “Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius”
Fiction: “William Lasher: “The Barkeep”.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Thumb
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Nope
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Any blue state if I can help it.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Neither. I don’t use the horn anymore since they moved the button from the spoke of the steering wheel. At the same time no one ever seems to honk at me unless it’s someone I know.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
No idea.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
The Eagles “Witchy Woman”.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Well I like to think I am, but the two women will probably think they are. Now the trick is to let them believe that because…….
wait What? Oh. Well I guess the meat then.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
“Are you now or have you ever been a communist?”
1. What general geographical area are you from?
Alaska
2. Favorite comedian?
Maybe Chris Rock
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
About seven years–my son was smaller and he wanted one of those little cups of ice cream, the kind that normally come with the little wooden “spoon.” When I asked for one the guy wanted to charge me extra for it and I was so stunned at his idiocy and greed I said I’d never buy from him again. Apart from that, I’ve seen it more recently and it’s dirty, which may explain why he doesn’t come to our neighborhood much–people don’t seem to want his stuff. And that’s saying a lot because Alaskans eat ice cream (even in winter) like it’s going out of style.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Hmmmm. Maybe Julianne Moore? She’s the only one I know with similar hair, although mine is shorter, darker and unmanageably thicker, plus she has ginger eyebrows and mine are dark brown.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Well, I really like cheetah, but they get sick a lot and often harassed by hyenas. So maybe an Indian tiger.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Caesar, no anchovies.
7. Last book you read?
I read _The Jungle Book: The Strength of the Pack is the Wolf_ aloud to my son, who’d already read and loved it. It’s written by Disney “staffers,” but they did a magnificent job (with the exception of overuse of the word “gargantuan”). It’s quite fluid and in many spots reads like poetry in prose.
Apart from that, _In the Shadow of the Storm_ by Anna Belfrage, who writes fantastic time travel/historical fiction.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Right pinkie.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
I have never purchased (or consumed) eggnog. It’s unappealing to me.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Probably California–too liberal, too many illegals and mismanaged.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Be the one honking. There are a lot of stupid drivers here. Yesterday someone made a left in front of me and when I told him he didn’t have the right of way he yelled back, “Neither do you!” and told me to fuck off. This is a common thing here, people make ignorant moves and then flip off the person they just nearly plowed into. There’s a Facebook page, “Alaska’s Worst Drivers”–not sure if every state has one or not.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Alaska. Denali Park (hiking, camping, touring), Inside Passage (cruising, history) or Kachemak (hiking, fishing) would be my top picks although there are PLENTY of others.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
“Something” by the Beatles. I love George Harrison.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Meat. And no mayo. That’s just gross.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Book that made a big impact in your life
Best response!
Crankywhitewoman
15. Question for next survey? If Bernie and Hillary were both drowning, and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
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1. What general geographical area are you from? New England
2. Favorite comedian? Ron White. Odd side note: When I was very young, I loved Bill Cosby. His “Fatherhood” routine was great. I was so thrilled when he was my college commencement speaker, but that was a couple decades and many, many creepy stories ago. 🙁
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 19 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. No clue!
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? A dog. Short memory, holds no grudges, always happy to see people. (Pretty much the opposite of me!)
6. Salad dressing preference? Bleu cheese
7. Last book you read? Aristotle’s The Politics. I was becoming irritated with reading other books that would reference an “Aristotelian viewpoint” and not knowing what the hell that meant. Now I do. Sadly, I can’t say that *I* have an Aristotelian viewpoint.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Index finger.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No, but only because it wasn’t for sale. You’re damn skippy I’d buy it if it were available!
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? Corrupticut. Left three years ago, never to return.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? I’d be doing the honking, although I’m trying to quit. I’ve been told that I might get shot at if I continue…
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? I couldn’t last two weeks on vacation; my advice wouldn’t be useful to normal people.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Gloria Gaynor, I will survive.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? The bread, of course.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What person in your life makes you feel the best about yourself?
So, we’ve had more than one anonymous do the survey.
*Sigh, face-palm…
1. What general geographical area are you from?
Hoosier State
2. Favorite comedian?
Brian Regan
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
Years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30?
Sally Fields
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Bird any kind flying free
6. Salad dressing preference?
Balsamic vinegarette
7. Last book you read?
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Big toe
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
No
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
California, high cost of living, too liberal
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Im one getting honked at
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Ireland with Wolfhound tour
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Hope Now (Addison Road)
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Bacon
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
In age groups 50’s and 60’s how many times a
week do you have sex?
OR
Do you cheat on your tax returns?
1. Midwest
2. Bill Murray
3. Long time
4. Harold Ramis
5. Any bird of prey because I find them hypnotic to watch
6. Italian
7. Killing Patton
8. Finger
9. No
10. Illinois just because of Chicago
11. Doing the honking
12. Eagle River, WI
13. El Paso by Marty Robins
14. Bacon
15. Are you a dog person, cat person, both or neither
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)Southeast
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)Tim Conway-I still laugh at the Elephant skit all these years later.
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?35 years.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. Pierce Brosnan
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Lion. King of the Jungle baby…….
6. Salad dressing preference? Thousand Island
7. Last book you read? The Intolerance of Tolerance by DA Carson
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Finger.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New Jersey. Need I say anything else?
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Honking.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Hawaii-Big Island
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Back in Black
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? What is your favorite hobby?
1. What general geographical area are you from? – Canada (BC)
2. Favorite comedian? Emo Philips, Tim Hawkins, Jim Gaffigan
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? Too long ago to remember…but food truck…mm, Japadog (www.japadog.com)
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. Toss-up between Jon Cryer and Matthew Broderic.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Dolphin/Killer Whale – they look like they have fun, travel and eat great seafood.
6. Salad dressing preference? Depends on the salad, you gotta match them…my lemon Caesar dressing is awesome.
7. Last book you read? Outlaw Platoon: Heroes, Renegades, Infidels and the Brotherhood of War in Afghanistan. Sean Parnell. Ordinary, sustainable faith in a radical, restless world – Michael Horton
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. – left thumb
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? – nope, can’t get it around these parts.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? New Jersey – stupid gun laws combined with an unreasonable justice system = who in their right mind would?
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? I’m a honker.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Wailea, Maui.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Spirit of the West – The Crawl or Save-this-House.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Total grams of protein.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? Are you the black-sheep in your family politically?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
PNW
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Nick Dipaulo
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
5 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Paul Giamatti
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Cuddle Fish
6. Salad dressing preference?
Blue Cheese
7. Last book you read?
President Me
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Hand
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Nope
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
California. Do really need to explain?
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Anywhere with great fly fishing.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
The Beatles
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Mustard
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? Can you hammer a two inch nail through a board with your penis?
1. Texas Gulf Coast
2. Living: Probably Bill Burr or Jeff Dunham. Deceased: Buddy Hackett, hands down..
3. 10 or 15 years, but the ice cream wasn’t for me.
4. Gary Oldman. He can play anybody.
5. Pterodactyl (the question didn’t exclude extinct animals). Because, badass and flight.
6. Thousand Island.
7. “Killing Lincoln”
8. Finger.
9. No. Why would anyone do that?
10. New Jersey. Because I can’t think of any reason TO live there.
11. Be the one honking, although most of the time I don’t bother, because it’s usually pointless.
12. Someplace they don’t live that’s affordable for them, that they’ve never been to before, and think they might like to visit.
13. The “Star-Spangled Banner”. I want to be sure of a standing ovation.
14. The bread, because without it there can be no sandwich.
15. What is the Meaning of Life?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
Southwest.
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Sebastian Maniscalco
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
30 years.
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
Chelsea Peretti. With lots of bronzer.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
A smart-assed service dog.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Vinaigrette
7. Last book you read?
Plunder & Deceit – Mark Levin
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Stomach
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Yes
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Vermont. I don’t know, I just don’t want to.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Honked at. Because I follow road rules but I have my middle fingers at 10 and 2.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Island of Crete, Greece
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Waterloo Sunset
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What shampoo and conditioner do you use?
What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada) Northeast
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) Brian Regan
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? Years and years and years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. Dennis Quaid
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Eagle; flying and hunting would be best combination
6. Salad dressing preference? Catalina
7. Last book you read? If Chaos Reigns
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Knuckle
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? Oklahoma – too effing hot, nothing to see
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Coin toss
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Adirondack Mountains
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Blue Eyes crying in The Rain
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Meat
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? What foriegn country would you live in and why?
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1. What general geographical area are you from?
. Born Chicago Started school in W. Palm Beach, FL and live in Lantana, FL
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
. Rodney Dangerfield
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
. Never
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30?
. Your Choice. George Reeves (as Clark Kent.)
. The realistic choice. George Reeves (as Clark Kent @230 lbs.)
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
. Gretchen Wilson’s horse. I love her …umm horse.
. http://nakedhorseriding.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cowgirl10.jpg
6. Salad dressing preference?
. Creamy Italian … on a Sicilian hoagy.
7. Last book you read?
. Coconut Cowboy by Tim Dorsey
8. Body part where you wore a bandaid last.
. Left butt cheek post pelvis fracture in 1973. Big-ass Band-Aid. No pun.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
. Can’t buy it here in summer, but have made it.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
. Any of the 13 original colonies above the Mason-Dixon line.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
. I don’t honk unless I feel it would HELP the situation.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
. Twenty years ago I’d have recommended Germany; not now, though.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
. “Pfft! You Were Gone” by Archie Campbell
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
. The woman who made it without being asked.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
. “Would you pay to subscribe to iOTW if the site were more stable and loaded . easily at any time of day?”
.
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)Northwest
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) George Carlin
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 50 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. Jack Nicholson
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Peregrine Falcon. Because Flying!
6. Salad dressing preference? Ranch
7. Last book you read? “Only by blood and Suffering” Lavoy Finicum.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Left middle finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? No!
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? California. Because land of fruits, nuts and illegal aliens.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? I’m Honking!
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? The San Juans, Pugeot Sound.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? Pride and Joy, SRV.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? All of it!
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? What the F#$#$@%$ happened to America?
1. What general geographical area are you from?
Northeast (Mordor)
2. Favorite comedian?
Sam Kinison
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
A what?
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. George Sanders
The realistic choice. Anthony Michael Hall
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
Honey badger. He don’t take no shit.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Ranch
7. Last book you read?
The Devils’ Pleasure Palace (the Cult of Critical Theory and the Subversion of the West) – Michael Walsh
You thought it was gonna be pr0n, didn’t you.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
One of my fingers. I didn’t commit it to memory.
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
Nope
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
CA. Earthquakes. Been there done that.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
I don’t honk. I swear loud.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Wally World
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
John Cage – 4’33”
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The eating of it
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
“Where on this doll did the teacher touch you”
1. What general geographical area are you from? NE Ohio
2. Favorite comedian? John Candy comes to mind right now
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 20+ years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. Diana Rigg in her Emma Peel days; The realistic choice. Phyllis Diller
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Timber wolf of course
6. Salad dressing preference? Balsamic Vinaigrette
7. Last book you read? I spend too much time on the internet.
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Thumb
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? Noooo.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why? Washington – too rainy
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Yes.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? Europe – before the Muslims started taking over
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Hit Me with Your Best Shot
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? As long as it has bacon flavored mayo on it, I don’t care.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Who is your go to person for political advice/discussion?
Read more at https://iotwreport.com/lotsa-new-readers-to-get-to-know/#eSzq6zHq741PsIHk.99
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada
– Originally from PA but lived in California, Hawaii, Nevada and Washington State.
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) –
– comedian: George Carlin when he was still funny. Actor: currently Daniel Craig
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
– LOL, if I told you’d I’d be admitting my age. Do they still have ice cream trucks?
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
– Elizabeth Montgomery because I’ve been told I looked like her at that age.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
– A dog living in my house. My friend always says if there is reincarnation, she wants to come back as one of my dogs.
6. Salad dressing preference?
– Bleu cheese
7. Last book you read?
– Fire Lover by Joseph Wambaugh
8. Body part where you wore a bandaid last.
– finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
– don’t think so
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
– California because I lived there for 30 years and never want to go back.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
– I’d be the one honking.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
– If you want beauty, peace and relaxation – the west of Ireland
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
– Graceland by Paul Simon
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
– the bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
– Who is your favorite author.
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada
Wisconsin
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Rodney Dangerfield
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? 40 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice. Richard Dreyfuss
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? Tigger. Because the heads are made of rubber, the bottoms are made of springs, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that they’re wonderful things.
6. Salad dressing preference? Blue Cheese
7. Last book you read? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. Elbow
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? Never
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
New Mexico. I don’t want crazy MS 13 drug dealers on my patio.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? Honking
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Yosemite
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Rollin’ and Tumblin’
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? Dutch Crust
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Is Islam a peaceful religion?
Refuse to participate in any effort to profile me: governmental, commercial, or otherwise. Do I get the Booby prize?
1. From a cave in the mountains almost directly above the center of the earth.
2. I like the comedians here better than any who are on the tube. If I had to pick one on tv it would probably be Dennis Miller or Adam Sandler.
3. 100 years.
4. Mark Lewis Walberg (with elevator boots on to make him 6’4″). Not because of the looks, the attitude is a close match.
5. Grizzly Bear. I love Montana, Idaho, and Alberta.
6. Can’t eat salad anymore, but I used to like the healthier balsamic vinegar types of dressing. Salad is very healthy and I do miss it some.
7. Last book was The Dull Knives of Pine Ridge: A Lakota Odyssey by Joe Starita.
Current book is ONLY BY BLOOD AND SUFFERING: Regaining Lost Freedom by LaVoy Finicum — And I highly, very highly recommend reading that book before the SHTF. You will be so glad you did.
8. Thumb, so it wouldn’t catch on a guitar string (ouch!). Still have open cuts from cleaning out briars and cutting trees down. Taking advantage of the good weather and low humidity.
9. No eggnog.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
D.C. isn’t it obvious enough?
11. Honking Honkie.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Progressives: go straight to hell. Conservatives: Montana. Pick some wild raspberries along an icy trout stream. Leave your cell phone in the glove box. Carry a big sidearm.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Silver Tongue Devil and I by Kris Kristofferson. (I can still remember most of the words, that’s why I picked that one)
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
The Meat.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
What is the first thing you would do if you were allowed to physically remove 0bama from office and administer any deserved punishment???
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada…)
*Originally from Ohio, now live 45 minutes from Seattle on a good traffic day.
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
*Eddie Izzard
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
*8 years ago
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
*Jeannine Turner, during her Northern Exposure days.
I was asked for an autograph once and the nice couple still thought I was her-even after I showed them my drivers license.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
*Cat or horse. Because.
6. Salad dressing preference?
*Lemon Poppyseed from the long ago Dutch Pantry restaurants.
7. Last book you read?
*Roughing It by Mark Twain
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
*Crook of arm after a blood test
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
*No
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
*Any place east of the Mississippi.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
* I honk.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
*Yellowstone National Park
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
* Jack & Diane, John Mellencamp
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
* Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader questionnaire?
You are unexpectedly POTUS, what’s the one thing you’d totally geek out over? (i.e…visit Area 51, hang out in the National Archives reading every old document etc…)
Oh Shiitttt!!! I copied the wrong actor name when I had to look up the spelling of Wahlberg; it’s not Mark L. It is Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg. (He actually looks a lot like my son (if you cover up his nose)). The other guy is on Antique Road Show – lol. Just noticed the mistake. What a dumbass (me). Eye Cabron!
And I now see that was a 2-part question, so my 1st choice for question #4 would be John Johnston, AKA John Garrison, AKA Liver-eating Johnson.
And I want to change my answer to question #15 while I’m here too, Next survey question:
How much tar and feathers can you carry in your pickup truck for 0bama’s goodbye party?
1. What general geographical area are you from? (ie: Northwest… Southern border… Canada)
I am blogging from Southern Florida
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…)
Bill Burr, Sebastian Maniscalco
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
30 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? Your Choice. The realistic choice.
I would defer to some of the readers who have met me —
LadyGun, MoeTom, Colonel Angus…. Ask them.
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
An eagle. They’re protected. They can fly. They look badass.
6. Salad dressing preference?
Caesar
7. Last book you read?
Catcher in the Rye (reread it recently)
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
Inner elbow (gave blood)
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
As a creamer, yes.
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Hawaii or Alaska. The island aspect would freak me out in Hawaii. And the remoteness of Alaska, and the wilderness, would freak me out in Alaska. Both irrational, I know.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
Honked at. I never use the horn. I scream at the top of my lungs and make faces and tailgate and gesture.
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
Anger management.
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
Love on the Rocks. Neil Diamond. It’s cheesilicious, and I can make dramatic faces at the ladies.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
THE BREAD.
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
Is it true that BFH hit lotto for millions? He hasn’t been around in weeks.
1. What general geographical area are you from?
– Midwest
2. Favorite comedian?
– Richard Pryor, George Carlin
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck?
– Over 50 years
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30?
– Dianne Carroll (at 30)
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why?
– Eagle – they are majestic
6. Salad dressing preference?
– Ranch
7. Last book you read?
– Good or God?, John Bevere
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last.
– Finger
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer?
– Absolutely
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
– Hawaii – warm all the time, culture clash
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking?
– The one honking
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation?
– Europe before it was invaded by Islam
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose?
– Love and Happiness, Al Green
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich?
Bread
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey?
– What would be your dream job or business?
1. What general geographical area are you from? – American born and raised in Northern Europe
2. Favorite comedian? (Standup, TV actor, Movie actor…) -Groucho Marx
3. How long has it been since you bought anything from an ice cream truck? – 15 years+
4. Who plays you in your Hollywood biography at the age of 30? – Ann Margret
5. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be and why? – Jaguar
6. Salad dressing preference? – Blue Cheese
7. Last book you read? – From Dawn to Decadence
8. Body part wear you wore a bandaid last. – Foot
9. Have you ever bought eggnog in the summer? – No
10. Which state would you absolutely never live in, and why?
Oregon -Just to weird for even me.
11. Are you more likely to get honked at while driving or be the one honking? – One doing the honking!
12. Where would you recommend people go on a 2 week vacation? – Malta
13. It’s Karaoke night and you HAVE to sing. What do you choose? – Song with no words.
14. What is the most important part of a sandwich? – Miracle Whip
15. What question would you like asked on the next reader survey? – Whole, 1% or skim?
I love Diogenes’s #15
And BFH, there are places in Alaska that aren’t remote–also we have the best pizza ever here and snowshoe softball is hilariously fun. You can play it in downtown Anchorage even 😀
I’ve enjoyed reading all these comments. This was a great idea BFH.
1. Texas (Yes, that is a geographical region.)
2. Stephen Wright
3. 30 years?
4. Paul Wesley
5. A bat, because you get both flight and sonar superpowers.
6. Ranch
7. “Impact Earth: Symbiosis” by Timothy W. Long
8. Right middle finger
9. I’ve never bought nog of any sort… ever.
10. Minnesota, because I like summer.
11. I’m a honker.
12. South Padre Island, Tx.
13. “Purple Rain” by Prince
14. Meat
15. Spring, Summer, Winter, or Fall?
“…all you have to do is call…”