Global warming, “they” say, will lead to a global cooling… in the bedroom.
“Experts” say women do not like to have sex when they are sweating (??), so that means global warming = no hidey the baloney, or something.
You know that Global Warming Industries® is scraping the bottom of the barrel when they have to pull this card out of the deck.
Gee….if only there was a machine that could cool the bed room. Or
The whole house.
Well I’ll defer to the ladies here, but I think the experts are full of Crap. Speaken from personal experience.
I guess this explains why nobody is having sex near the equator.
Experts? Wha? Why wasnt I called?
On those hot sweaty days I like my big shower.
Room enough for me and the wife.
Got the idea back in the day when the AC broke.
Really? Explain the population of Mexico City.
Back in the early 80’s, before I was married, there was this aerobics instructor I use to tease by bouncing my pecks in time to what ever music she had everybody dancing too. She faced towards the the weight room the class faced away. A couple times I thought she was laughing to hard to continue. One night I got there real late. Let’s just say that’s the most fun I’ve ever had with anything wearing leg warmers and boy was she slippery. That was a Friday night date for about six months.
So these “experts” went and asked women if they sweat??
Let me guess their next question, “are you fat”??
lol
Old Amish farmer saying:
“When da wedder’s hot and sticky
is not da time ta donk da dickie.
When da frost iz on da pumpkin
dat’s da time for dickie donkin.”
Tell that to the over-populated third-world toilets around planet that don’t have A/C!
So, I’ve been doing it wrong all these years. Great.
Since none of the other lies about globaloney have been working on the populace, I’d guess this one would get the most rise among men. DYSWIDT?
If they didn’t sweat, I would never be able to find the wet spot after powdering them with flour!
I am so sick of this globull warming baloney. Right now it’s 34 degrees F. in Yonkers. Yesterday we had snow. Temperatures for the next few days are expected to range from lows of 37 degrees to highs of 54 degrees. That’s kinda chilly for the second week in April around here.
This follows a relatively mild winter, and a December that was downright spring-like.
The climate warms and cools itself naturally, all day, every day. So sue me.
Tell that to the sand monkeys.
They are having sex with their goats, but their wives are coming up pregnant.
Horses sweat … ladies perspire.
or so I’ve been told …
and the beasts wrapped in glad-bags SWEAT!
izlamo delenda est …
The next question asked was, “When’s your due date?”
I can’t think of someone who’s probably getting less sex than a Global Warming Expert. Al Gore don’t count because he forces himself on women while getting a hotel massage.