We need color names

90 Comments on We need color names

1. Vegan Brain Green

2. Mangina Pink

3. Brown should be Bernie”s teefers.
   Yellow should be Colorado GOP, because they’re Chicken Shit.

4. Limpwristed Lavender

5. Miss Lindsey Lavender

6. Burnt Storefront Umber

7. Failed Energy Resources Green

8. Orange You Glad Barky’s Days are Numbered

9. George Stephanopoulos Nose Brown

10. Appropriation Envy Chartreuse

11. Cattle Futures Green

12. Benghazi Red

13. Hillary Pandering Accent Black

14. Occupy Bowel Movement Brown

15. Cigar Brown

16. Huma Pink

17. Islamic Rage Boy Scarlet

18. Unicorn fartjuice fuschia
    Poofter pink

19. Perplexed Pundit Purple

20. Reggie’s Chocolate Starfish Brown

21. Privileged White

22. Yellow is definitely the GOP

23. Monica Blue

24. Transgender Rainbow

25. Shaun King Black (On a white crayon)

26. When I was a kid our politically incorrect Crayola boxes (the larger sizes) had a pinkish color named “Flesh”. Today it could be called “Honky”. Oh, and let’s not forget “Redneck Red”, either…

    😉

27. Socially Oppressed Crayon of Color

28. Safe Space (It’s a clear, absent of color, crayon)

29. Border Crossing Brown

30. Barky TuTu Pink

31. Obamalips Plum

32. New flesh tones:
    – Scandalous Scandinavian
    – Inebriated Irishman Red
    – Dusky Wog
    – Perilous Yellow
    – Dead Injun Maroon
    – Wetback Brown
    – Muddy Mohammadman
    – Govt Telephone Black
    – Fish Belly White

33. Slick Willie’s Orange Infected Penis

34. Harry Reid Pallor Gray

35. Puce=Obama

36. Flesh tone: NAACP pigmentation requirement for chapter president.

37. Democrat Green with Envy

38. Pelosi Postmortem Lipstick Red

39. McConnell Turtleshell Green

40. Boehner Orange

41. Kasich Color Me Stupid

42. -Envy Green
    -Solyndra (Light Green)
    -Leftist Outrage Purple
    -Boehner Orange

43. Brucia Fucia

44. Michael Jackson White.

45. Furious Feminist Fuchsia.

46. Angry Homo Pink (red, white, and blow me)

47. Boehner Orange

48. Mezvinsky Dinge

49. Chelsea Oh-FFS-find-another-shade-of-lipstick Red

50. Monica Blew da Penis da Blue.

    ?

51. Code Pink

52. Second/Third from the bottom “Taint”. Taint pee, taint pooh. Taint sure what it is. Taint.

53. obama watermelon red

54. Where’s the “Liberal Guilt” white crayon?

55. Silver handcuffs

56. hillary prison jumpsuit orange

57. Soros’ Heart Black

58. Code (Pink)

59. Socialist Green With Envy

60. Govt Tape Red

61. Cultural Appurpliation.

62. The purple looks like Harry Reids eyes after falling off his exercise bike or whatever he claimed kicked his ass.

63. ISIS Flag Black

64. Clinton Gin Blossom

65. Galoomphy Stone Grey

66. Donald J Trump temporary yellow hairspray

67. Cruz temporary bite block blue

68. Rubio burrito chicken yellow

69. Barack high yaller

70. insufferable Kasich straight-jacketed USPS blue

71. Jerry Moonbeam Brown

72. Lilac Hillary and Win

    Bernie Sienna Brownstain

    Penchant for Pinko

73. Pinky Reid

74. White water

75. Purple LipsO’

76. trumperine

77. Hey, where’s Mr. Pinko when we need him…?

    😛

78. “Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists”, Dubya red white and blue

79. Cruz Ooze Chartreuse

80. Corrine Critter Chestnut

81. When I was in school the black crayons also had Niger or Negro written on them (depending on brand). Have they added more languages yet? I can’t buy a tool without a 100 page manual, only 3 of which are English.

82. Mets Blue it 😀

83. Hillary’s Liver

84. Bernie Spots

85. Mooshell Horrid Floral

86. 3rd one down – Michelle’s dick lipstick

87. Obama’s Purple Lips

88. Boehnorange

    Mapplethorpe lavendar

    Violated taxpayer sphincter chartreuse

89. In French the color “Monica” is Suckmeblue

90. Halfrican Black
    White Hispanic
    Beaner Brown
    Asian Light
    Cuban Cracker