You mean this amazon isn’t done growing?
‘I always tell people, the question of what you want to be when you grow up is one that you will eternally be answering. I’m still asking myself that question!’ Michelle told the magazine while sharing her advice for college-bound students like Gemma and Zaniya.
In less than a year, the Obamas will be leaving the White House, and the First Lady admitted that she doesn’t have any set plans for the future.
‘What am I going to do when I leave here? How do I want to impact the world? I’ve gotten used to the fact that I don’t have to know,’ she explained. ‘I’m always going to be discovering new parts of myself, and you’ll find that you will be too.’
Michelle revealed that she never though she would be First Lady, noting that when she was growing up, the notion that there would be an African-American president wasn’t even on the horizon.
She could always go back to opening coconuts with her mouth …
izlamo delenda est …
A woman.
Wow, that is one ugly dude
How about becoming a Bowling Pin?
that is a TripleWide Load XXX
Observation: out != up
Museum specimen: Piltdown Woman.
@Chuck – Good one! A pair of hoaxes: one a fake fossil, the other a fake.
Crikey. I wonder what it is NOW!
She could try being a hip-popotamus .
My favorite sentence in that whole spiel: “In less than a year, the Obamas will be leaving the White House,” though I don’t believe for a second she doesn’t have any future plans.
The sentence that will top that as my favorite will be in an article that says, “In less than a day, the Obamas will be leaving the White House.”
Then it will be supplanted by: “Yesterday the Obamas left the White House.”
Even better: “The Obamas have shifted residences to another planet.”
That one might be hard to top but if any of you can do it, please have at it.
Damn, they’re gonna have to rebuild the WH if its ass gets any wider. I haven’t decided what species that thing is yet.
Obviously her front porch ran off and joined her rear deck to get away from her face.
I want to know why she feels she must “impact” the world still? Pardon the vision of her ass-teroid crashing into the moon- but being FLOTUS wasn’t enough? What’s wrong with living a quiet good life away from the spotlight like the 99% of Americans they claim to respect so much?
@Lisl – “In the dim light of their dome near Olympus Mons, Michelle Obama tragically mistook her husband and fellow Martian Pioneer Barack Obama for a chicken chimichanga and ate him. A short time later, Ms. Obama died of food poisoning.”
.
.
.
spell check chuckle: my idiot dictionary wants to change “chimichanga” to “Michiganite”
She can be Mrs. Sasquatch.
Looks like she’s trying to be kim kardashian’s ass.
wambam,
Trying, nothing. Looks as if she succeeded. And added her own, to “boot”.
shelf ass
“So Michelle, what do you want to be when you finally grow up?”
I wonder how much the original photo was trimmed in the ass?
The above is closer to reality based on press photo’s
Does this mean he has given up on being a football star?
As the old saying goes, Axe handle wide!
“What am I going to do when I leave here? How do I want to impact the world?”
_________________________________
Like an asteroid, I’m guessing.
OK, I’m old and un-hip, but that’s got to be photoshopped.
Tell me she doesn’t have an ass the size of Rhode Island.
Also looks like he forgot to zip his fly.
I only wish there was a two bedroom suite being reserved for for them in a federal pen.
Someone needs to make a stencil. Post it next to the ruler by the door.
“… what you want to be when you grow up …”
What the fuck are you now?
izlamo delenda est …
She looks like she’s shooting for human turnip, that’s taking her school lunch to far
I can’t imagine her waddling in that outfit.
“Okay Mitch. Keep it tucked for just a few more minutes while I get out my wide-angle lens. Atta boy. Keep smiling!”
Where’s the White House matador when you need him?
Michael is just a pup according to his species growth stages. Wookies take a while to fully mature.