1. Grabbed a police horse’s testicles
2. Drunk, talked out her ass (like Ace Ventura) to a toll collector, asking to be let through for free
3. Tossed her boyfriend’s pee filled water balloon out of moving car at rival’s bikini car wash.
4. Tried to kill grandparents over time with anti-freeze laced jello
5. Used her girlfriend’s baby to get EBT card
6. Locked baby in car while she auditioned at a strip club
7. Put peanut oil in highly allergic girlfriend’s suntan lotion
8. Put holes in HIV positive ex-boyfriend’s condoms
9. Pulled fire alarm after being heckled at a comedy club
Answer HERE
Damn. It was the one I hoped it wasn’t.
Voted twice for Hillary?
Sooooo …?
“Her baby, her choice” … or is it “her body, her choice?”
Really amounts to the same thing …
Oh, what the fuck, like LIR says – it’s better off dead, anyways.
izlamo delenda est …
Heh! Finally got one right: stripper wanna-be baby-baker
If she gets the job, does the strip club have daycare? One should think these thing through.
Don’t know, but I hope she did it to me.
At least she wasn’t gonna bake the baby for a gay wedding…
I wuz gonna pick poisoned jello, white privilege and all..
i was expecting “all the above”…….oh well……..
I actually guessed this one right and that worries me.
She stripped and then grabbed some cop’s horse testicles?
Man, I hate it when that happens!
But, seriusly – howze she look nekkid?
Just axin … y’know … not that it reely matters … I mean, like, nekkid women ain’t like nekked girls …
Whyfor ain’t there no stripper boys?
Sounds like discrimination to me …
Finally got one!
6. I read the article earlier at Drudge.
I wish it was number 10- “Repeatedly bashed her forehead into the sharp end of a crash axe.”
Joey Biden . . .
as close as it gets 😉
https://bikiniteam.net/models/kelsey-mcmurtry/
@ Elk
Thanks for the link. Now, where did 40 minutes go?