What would be the Olympics in a progressive world?
Synchronized Dutch Ruddering
Pentaxalon
Hop, Skip and Sashay
Naked Leap Frog
Race For Safe Space
WSJ- Kim Rhode is hoping to win an Olympic medal in Rio this summer, as she did at each of the preceding five Summer Games.
At the London Games, which started days after a mass shooting at a movie theater in Colorado, Rhode and other Team USA shooters received anonymous online death threats, requiring additional security.
“Our sport has an unfortunate stigma attached to it,” says Rhode, a 36-year-old Southern Californian. Following December’s deadly shooting rampage in nearby San Bernardino, the media sought out comment from Rhode, who expressed sorrow for the victims and support for gun rights. Why should that crime have placed her in the spotlight? she asks: “You don’t hear them asking Nascar drivers to comment on crimes involving cars.”
The left is asinine.
It’s funny that Rhode uses Nascar as her example because the left wants that sport ended as well.
The “not really that long” jump…
The Downhill part of the way…
Pin the penis on your gay lover
Rim Toss
Roach race in the toilet bowl
4 X 100 moisturizer relay…
The hokey pokey half step, you put your left foot in you keep your right foot out and you keep your left foot in and your right foot out and you shake your left foot all about but never your right foot. That’s what it’s all about.
The Manathon – 26.2 miles of homoerotic pleasure.
The 50 and 100 meter stoning … because inclusiveness
Synchronized Foot Stamping
The 4×100 meter flounce
100 meter Prius push
MoralEquivalenceMinton
Greco-Roman Tongue Wrestling
140-character dash
Unicorn Steeplechase
The egg on a spoon 50 yard dash. Open to all genders.
Swimming In White Guilt
Planned Parenthood Defense Gymnastics
Ramrod Club Pole Vault
The Bi-sexual-athalon
Dick athalon
Shot poop
Rolodex Whirl
Non Hyphenated Individual privilege checking
Team regulation writing
Individual & team protest signage challenge
Voter fraud pentathlon
50-peter dash.
CVS Loot Lifting
Southern Border 50 Meter Swim
90 Mile Cuban Raft Regatta
Clock Making
Anchor Baby Border Sprint
Chicago Drive-By Competitive Shooting
The salad toss.
Ride-n-Shoot Whitey Biathalon.
Pepper Spray Endurance Run
Hammer Throw? No..
Hammered throw up
100 Meter Breast Stroke? No..
!00 Meter Arrest Me Not – you could actually lose a lot more than a trophy in this one if the cop catches you before 100 meters.
The first ever “Up Twinkles” competition.
The Bloody Path To Power Dash.
Where the only losers are in the crowd along the way.
Pajama-boy cocoa drinking contest.
There would be no Olympics, because Able-ism!
But if there were, everyone would win the Gold Medal! But it wouldn’t be real gold, it would be a bottle of urine with a cross inside.