You’re supposed to simply point to an icon on your shirt.
I want a tree???
Why would I point to a tree?
And is that a ball of yarn?
Bring me to the mountains!!!
I NEED PEACE!
I guess some of these are good. Some are ridiculous. —->
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I wanna a women seems to be missing…
Love to work with tools and shit while looking at beer and coffee. Wait, no.. uhm, why isn’t someone drinking the coffee and beer the same as someone is dropping a load?
Back in the day a surveyor, Jim, and his apprentice Miriam, where
surveying a piece of property for a builder. Miriam was about a football field away when Jim stepped away from the transit and waved at her for attention. (No radios or cell phones. Just sign language back then.)
Jim touched his eye, grabbed his knee, and motioned with his hand as if using a hammer.
Meaning: I need the hammer.
Without hesitating, Miriam touched her eye, grabbed her left tit, and then grabbed her crotch.
Jim didn’t get it so he repeated. Miriam also repeated the signs.
Frustrated, Jim called her down the mountain.
Miriam, I signaled that I needed the hammer.
I know you did, said Miriam, and I told you I left it in the box.
Eye,left tit etc.
Thank God for cell phones.
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Where’s the selfie icon?
Missing are icons for a hooker, shotgun, poker hand, guillotine, bullwhip, and pancake spatula. You know, handy things everybody needs every day.
Moe, it was a long ride but a good punch.
Oh sure women want to point at their chests when they are in Moslem countries like England, Germany and Sweden.
A nice mental exercise, but a solution in search of a problem.
It’s an excuse to touch a women’s juggs…
wheres one that says GO F&*K-YOURSELF,OR KISS MY REDNECK@$$. maybe more. Sorry. PC= GO have INTERCOURSE w/yourself, Kiss my CRIMSON neck BUTTOCKS