Felony Robbery is the Charge ht/ col. angus
1- Walked away with a giant mayonnaise jar at Citi Field in NY
2- Scooped out the entire jar of hair gel at a country club bathroom and wore it on his head like a hat
3- Loaded up a gum ball machine on his pickup
4- Filled a water cup with soda at a McDonalds and fled without paying
5- Pulled all the pens off their chains at a Chase bank
6- Walked away with a sheet of cupcake samples at Publix
7- Left numerous bowling alleys with their shoes
8 – Stole wigs for his girlfriend on chemo
9 – Stole a cactus plant from the front of a Denny’s
10- Stole golf course flags thinking they had GPS in them.
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Looks like he went to a wood chipper rather than a barber.
I’m going with Gumball Machine.
He stole soda in a McDonald’s after asking for a large free water from a drive-thru.
I saw the news report this morning so I won’t “guess” – but will add that he did things quite a bit more criminal than just steal something.
Actually he assaulted the manager with his vehicle during the commission of a robbery.
The guy changed a “Grow up and go away” moment into a felony.
Abused his “white privilege.”
What I win?
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This is why McDonalds is losing money. He’s the reason the chain may eventually go bankrupt. /s