Got to love it! Would just hate to be an ISIS recruiter these days… turns out the word has been mis-translated and in actuality you will get 72 Raisins NOT 72 Virgins when a Islamic martyr makes it to heaven. Listen to WMAL’s Chris Plante and spread the word –at Common Cents
More than they deserve …
izlamo delenda est …
Only a sick fuck would fixate on getting “virgins” anyway. They’re better off with a box of raisins.
What’s not to like they are the right color, plump, juicy and ready to eat!
Raisins are racist!
Rasin rape!
I like the late Robin Williams take better. “72 Virginians”.
if they run out of raisins…..they can use goat turds.
they look the same
Raisins? Well, that seems more plausible. 72 raisin-like virgins, maybe? Helen Thomas comes to mind…
@conservative cowgirl – you just ruined my lunch.
I need a drink
@bison guy, sorry! That’s how it is around here sometimes! Lol!
I think it’s because no matter how horrible they treat the virgin and remember, her pleasure is not in the plan – it’s still the best f**k she’s ever had.
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Their 72 raisins should also come with playing an endless loop of I Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye, preferably the long version.
Greetings!
I surely am not one to get upset concerning the discussion: raisins or virgins. However, something strikes me that can’t be resolved with raisins. The term for virgins in the Koran is Houris. Supposedly, their virginities will be protected as if they were locked up gold eggs(K 037:049) and the Houris will not be deflowered (K 055:056, 074). Houris will remain virgins ad ínfinitum because their hymen (vulva membrane at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen) will always be restored to its original conditiion after each sex act (K 055:074;056:034-036. See also: K 002:025; 036:056; 037:048-049; 038:049-053; 044:051-55; 045:070-074; 046:010-022; 052:019-020; 055:054-058; 056:022, 034-038 and 078:033). This doesn’t happen with grapes (raisins)!
Maybe it’s a choice between dried up grapes or dried up virgins!
Read also: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Questions_About_The_72_Virgins
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