I just found out Hillary is NOT Cthulhu – IOTW Report

I just found out Hillary is NOT Cthulhu

WE:  Demon god Cthulhu seen as possible third-party candidate.

A group of people looking for an alternative to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are encouraging people to consider the demon god Cthulhu as a write-in candidate for president in November.

Cthulhu was created in 1928 by writer H.P. Lovecraft in a short story called Call of Cthulhu. He is essentially a god, and is commonly depicted as a giant winged beast with tentacles for a beard.  MORE

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8 Comments on I just found out Hillary is NOT Cthulhu

  1. O.K.
    If in fact, Mr/Ms. Cthulu has appeared in various forms in recent elections, as this silly man professes, how does this bazoon know that it isn’t parading as Hillary this time around?

    Also, didn’t He/she play in the second Pirate’s movie?

    We human voters need to know this stuff.

  2. If this keeps up it’ll be like reading from an old issue of Weird Tales from the early 1930’s. I never was a fan of H.P. Lovecraft and all that weird shit in the old pulp magazines. I don’t really like the dark stuff, never have and never will. The dark stuff was just too damn creepy just like Lights Out and Inner Sanctum on Old Time Radio which I rarely listen to.

  3. I thought Cthulu was too busy plugging up the hole in the seafloor 5,000 feet deep that BP drilled, causing the Deepwater Horizon oilspill?

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