WE: Demon god Cthulhu seen as possible third-party candidate.
A group of people looking for an alternative to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are encouraging people to consider the demon god Cthulhu as a write-in candidate for president in November.
Cthulhu was created in 1928 by writer H.P. Lovecraft in a short story called Call of Cthulhu. He is essentially a god, and is commonly depicted as a giant winged beast with tentacles for a beard. MORE
h/t Paco Enterpises
Of course she’s not Cthulhu, silly! She’s a Gorgon, and her name is Stheno. She’s Medusa’s uglier sister. The Gorgons are the incestuous offspring of Phorkys and Keto. Duh. (-:
O.K.
If in fact, Mr/Ms. Cthulu has appeared in various forms in recent elections, as this silly man professes, how does this bazoon know that it isn’t parading as Hillary this time around?
Also, didn’t He/she play in the second Pirate’s movie?
We human voters need to know this stuff.
Have had two stickers on my car for over a month already.
This is insulting. Cthulhu would never run as a third party candidate, and Cthulhu does not disclose its tax returns. Cthulhu is very good at debates, though – if you count consuming the other candidates and the CNN moderators during opening statements “debating.”
Great … first Hanuman … now Cthulhu …
izlamo delenda est …
If this keeps up it’ll be like reading from an old issue of Weird Tales from the early 1930’s. I never was a fan of H.P. Lovecraft and all that weird shit in the old pulp magazines. I don’t really like the dark stuff, never have and never will. The dark stuff was just too damn creepy just like Lights Out and Inner Sanctum on Old Time Radio which I rarely listen to.
was that the little guy that tore apart the airplane that William Shatner was on?
I thought Cthulu was too busy plugging up the hole in the seafloor 5,000 feet deep that BP drilled, causing the Deepwater Horizon oilspill?