The Secret Service is calling her “Muse,” which is quite the coincidence, and could cause some confusion, because the current last first lady’s informal code name isĀ “moos.”
I think I could have come up with a better name.
How about Schwing?
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Ta-Ta
Code name: YOWSAH
Smokin’
Whatever it is, they damn sure better tip their hats when she walks by.
I’ve said it before, I’ll keep saying it… Eastern European chicks are hawt.
Hawt Damn!!!
Having worked with mostly male’s, yum yum comes to mind…OTOH,she will be treated with the utmost respect because she is one Classy LADY.
Much better than hillary’s Code Name, “Benghazi Bitch”.
“Come on I want to lay yah”
BOING!
How about First Lady.
I thought Bill would be dead of a heart attack by now, but I think the internal conflict between his politics and his pecker is going to rip him apart first.
Melania is as big a threat as Trump to the women who run the Presidency and the Presidential campaign. That’s why they went for the plagiarism kill-shot. Watch over her, Secret Security. And don’t think for a minute that the coven is done with her, Donald.
Gigitty!
Is she a Trophy wife?
Finally, a real woman to serve as First Lady. And a real man for POTUS.
America always seems to get these combos:
Bad Boys/Long-Suffering Wives
Weak Boys/Motherly Wives
Weak/Lazy Boys/Tyrannical Wives
Gangbanger/Hood Rat
No wonder the D’s are so distressed. They’ve been outclassed in every possible way.
They may call her whatever they want, it doesn’t detract from her beauty and poise.
Obamas and clintons can only dream of having this much class.
‘Muse’ is a perfect name. She looks like I’d think one of the nine classical Greek muses would look. My favorite is Terpsichore. However, I’ll bet that the giver of this name was thinking of Calliope, who was the superior muse, the one who accompanied the kings and great leaders, who inspired them to dispense peace, justice and serenity.
Think about it.
Moochell looks like something you’d scrape off the bottom of your boot.
What a wonderful breath of fresh, clean air to know the Trump’s will soon be in the White House. That is, unless it is in such terrible need of fumigating that The Don decides to build his own.
Those SS guys have gotta be praying for Trump to be elected.
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@The Fourth Hoplite…
OTOH, I can where a dem would be only to happy to point out irony of a plagiarist muse. Don’t you find it strange that a gossip columnist came up with this tidbit just now? Almost like a setup for the Dems to knock down on twitter. And Lord knows Hillary needs a zinger after Donalds Wall tweet.
Like I said above, they are not done with Melania. Or any of the Trump women, for that matter.
Melania is such a pleasant eye-bleach after wincing at Megalomania the past 8 years.
They would go with “energizer bunny” but its already taken.
“Muse” is a great name.
Or “10” would be good, but I don’t think they use numbers.
Somebody mentioned Bill Clinton in this thread. I wonder if old Bill has tried to hit on Melania yet.
Morningwood.
I bet Barry’s is ‘Gilligan’
Nose Art.
Yeah, I can see how they might confuse Melania for Michelle…..never.
Anonymous, Yum Yum is from Titipu.
G&S geek here
just don’t call her Helen of Troy–we don’t need a rebellion over a pretty woman.
Shwing!