Jimmy Kimmel’s wiliness to sacrifice ratings in support of the Democrat candidate costs him big time among 18-49 demographic. Scoring a paltry 0.4 rating according to “TV by the Numbers,” Kimmel’s show was as popular as a slate of Adult Swim cartoons on Cartoon Network and was beaten by an episode of “Robot Chicken,” “Love and Hip-Hop,” and a re-run of “Friends.”
The jar made no pop sound, it was pre-opened.
Worthless bitch. Hillary sucks, too.
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Dumbasses couldn’t even have the sound guy pipe in the sound of the seal being broken so we would only suspect it was fake instead of knowing it was fake.
The low hanging fruit will be shit pickles today….
Hillary opens a jar of pickles and it turns into a can of worms.
I could be totally wrong, but I can’t see anyone actually holding any affection for Hillary to include her supporters. TV ratings are a hard measure for the spinsters to distort to create an illusion of buzz. They can’t bus-in TV viewers for a rent-a-crowd so it’s a pretty good hint of her actual following.
Big whoop. You could have stage 4 terminal brain cancer and still be able to open a jar of pickles.
Pickle gate 🙂
Trumps message is resonating. Media, Hollywood and Hillary think so little of us
It’s getting so i don’t even care what trump does after he’s elected.
I just want him to be elected so i can watch the filthy scum hillary voters in this country go ucking insane.
I’ll bet she can open a tip jar much faster……
Yep, more proof that Trump is winning in the media. They all went crazy, and now Killary’s health is a major news item.
Trump’s medical records aside you can just watch him in action and see that he is reasonably healthy.
Kimmel is going to tank his show faster than you can say Oprah!
Kimmel is a shitpickle. My, how he has fallen. I can’t believe he went from “Girls Jumping on Trampolines” to a show about an old hag opening a jar of shitpickles
I read a funny commen the other day:
It was 92 degrees and she was dressed like a chess piece.
At the end she lets out a deranged grunt like she’s having a “movement”. Someone with creative juices should be able to put that together with her dog bark and run with it.
Kimmel is in competition with Fallon for biggest shill award.
Too bad she didn’t shit her pants and have one of her eyes pop out in a massive aneurysm.
Would have watched it it was one of those prank can of snakes that are spring loaded. Could have finished her.
You cannot fake no one tuning in to watch Granny Alinsky go shitpickle diving. Lower than low results does indeed show Cankles is sinking faster than did the Andrea Doria.
Wonder if Huma was getting wet offstage watching her money bag ticket lover perform. I bet hundreds of lesbians across the nation had orgasms when she faked the lid coming off. Disgusting as a turd sammich.
While these demented leftist misbegots thought how clever to put up paper mache images of Trump naked, can you image the outrage if someone on the opposite side did the same for Cankles? Wigmakers would be raking in the coins after the Lefties snatched themselves bald or wrecked their Mooochie hairpieces. Chrissy would have an epileptic grand mal seizure or two. Babs Streisand’s nose would have collapsed to a Michael Jackson pointy.
The pickles did their job: distract tbe audience from the fact that Hillary never answered Kimmel’s question:
“Are you healthy?”
Too bad for her nobody was watching her stupid human trick.
They probably had to kill the sound momentarily when she opened the jar due to the strain causing her to emit a intestinal trumpet blast so foul it would have cost her half the dem votes.
BTW, so our readers need not struggle with jars that haven’t been pre-opened by eager young production assistants, I pass along this wisdom:
Wear rubber gloves when you’re opening the jar. You will have traction in both hands, and that will make the task much, much easier.