Chicago’s armpit hasn’t seen murder rates like these since took a look into Jeffrey Dahmer’s refrigerator. The August murder rate in Milwaukee was actually higher than Chicago’s, now that’s saying something.
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Clearly it’s that racist Sheriff David Clarke, who claims to be a Democrat. It’s really him that goes out and ‘takes care o’ bidness’ like a boss. Or a mechanic, like Charles Bronson.
If I could, I’d vote for him another ten terms for Sheriff.
Just bringing up these numbers is racist!
Their beer isn’t that good either.
Hey Brad! I’ve been looking at the stats ‘Hey Jackass’ puts up on Shytown shootings. There is a business opportunity here.
These negroes can’t shoot fer’ shit. We could fix that.
I’m thinking urban centric firearms training. Set up a couple of locations and teach realistic engagement techniques.
I can see the course titles already. “How to effectively engage from the back seat of a BroHam during a Drive By.”
“Compensating after a few hits off the Crack Pipe and Still Being Effective in Returning Fire.”
“One on One Attacks, Never a Good Idea, It’s why we have Gangs.”
“Shoot the Muthafucka in the Head, Negro!”
Whadda’ you think?
A New Milwaukee sitcom is coming out with a banging theme song:
Laverne and Lashonda
Shlemiel, schlemazel, Bitchs an’ Hos Incorporated
We’re gonna do it
Give us more welfare and we will take it
Pass any law and we will break it
We’re gonna make your nightmares all come true
Doin’ it our way
The police ain’t gonna turn us back now
We gon’ shoot up the town and sell the crack now
When Milwaukee is toast we’re coming after you
Doin’ it our way
Our way, yes, our way
All you honkies are screwed
When we do it our way
Yes, our way
@Lowell – teaching them how to use the weapons they steal would only be a good idea if they were confined, like in a zoo. If they could only shoot each other it’s a win-win but they can go into other parts of the city, suburbia, or the countryside. That’s exactly what they’ll do when the EBT cards stop working after the financial crash, and they never fight one-on-one, so the less accurate they are, the better.