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Yup, those are the genuine article
What the hell, is the government now paying for Racoon Sex Changes? Did the racoons have a choice or are they now lisping and fancy walking down the alley at midnight because of some hipster fashion statement.
The things you use for tooth picks I can’t understand. ♫
From what I hear the earrings were quite popular a long time ago. We used to drill a hole in them and hang them across the back window of our pickups. The better your hounds the more coon pricks you had hanging back there.
The preferred item to funnel whisky from the still to the Mason jar.
Bent. I pity Mrs Raccoon.
Perfect shape to hit the raccoon G-spot.
Mick Jagger’s girlfriend Jeri Hall once said that when she was growing up in Texas, boys gave raccoon penis bones to girls.
When you rub ’em, they turn into walking sticks.
I hear the black ones are bigger.
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Speaking of… did Julian Assange ever release those Hillary hacked emails?
Make sure that you get the GENUINE ones. If you try to save a few bucks on fake ones (or even worse, those shitty possum penis earrings), you’re just wasting your money.
Some thing all coons would be proud to hang from their ear. Can I say that?
Wearing them makes you a dickhead
I remember my Dad showing me one when he skinned it for the hide.
He said thay pee out of a different organ and that racoons are the only animal he knew of that had separate plumbing for urine and semen.
He skinned the whole racoon….
thay?
I meant they
Are they really on your ears?
You think penis ears are fine?
Have you had too many beers?
Bill Clinton gives these to his girlfriends all the time
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Don’t get all wee-wee’d up about it.
I will start making them if y’all will buy them. Fur( thier fur not big fur) ain’t worth even setting for them anymore. Fur (big not their fur ), you get the orders set up and I will give you a cut. Trapping season starts sooon.
@ShakeNbake make it skunk penis earrings and I’ll order a pair.
Y’all are really bored tonight…
Somebody send a pair to Melissa Harris-Perry, she can keep them in her jewelry box, right next to the tampons.
I wonder if Davy Crockett traded his coonskin cap for those, would he then be known as Danielle Crockett?
@Ann Thracts: Probably Caitlyn Crockett, so as not to be confused with Danielle Boone.
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