People have been asking me what my New Year’s Resolution will be– – IOTW Report

People have been asking me what my New Year’s Resolution will be–

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19 Comments on People have been asking me what my New Year’s Resolution will be–

  1. @grayjohn

    That was my second ever resolution. I blew off my first resolution on New Years Day, the year before I resolved never to make another resolution. I just never felt the need to pressure myself, besides, I’m perfect the way I am. 🙂

  2. Not to change the subject or anything, but a client that I am working with tonight was watching 60 minutes. They were doing a report on gun violence in Chicago. I shit you not, they blamed all the gun violence in Chicago on the police.

  3. I recommend keeping it simple, easily achieved, and really not that important in the grand scheme of things. West Coast golf is always a good New Years resolution. That’s what I’m working on? Another thing I’m going to work on is a tight grouping. That may carry some importance some day.

  4. BIG FUR HAT, if I’m still around next year at this time, fly your butt out here to Northern Cali. Myself, Big Gun, Tsunami, and Four 45’s will introduce you to the smell of Gun Powder, and lead. Better bring Pinko too.

  5. You say you want more Resolution
    Well, you know
    We all want more download speed
    You say you got bandwidth dilution
    Well, you know
    You better right-click & hit ‘Properties’ instead

    But if you go carrying pictures of Billy Gates
    All I can tell you brother is you have to wait

    Don’t you know it’s gonna be … alright
    Don’t you know it’s gonna be … alright

    You say you’ll change the Resolution
    Well, you know
    We all want to change your head
    You tell me it’s the Resolution
    Well, you know
    You better free your cache instead

    But if you talk about hard drive corruption
    Don’t you know that you might as well reboot it out

    Don’t you know it’s gonna be … alright
    Don’t you know it’s gonna be … alright
    alright … alright
    alright … alright

    Wow! Alright!

    (loosely based on a tune swirling around in some backroom of my brain)

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