TSG: JANUARY 12–An Illinois woman is jailed on a felony theft charge after she was caught stealing 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from a supermarket, according to cops who said that the combined price of the purloined prophylactics exceeded $300.
According to court records, Shaearion Davis, 25, was arrested Tuesday afternoon following the condom heist at a Schnucks market in Swansea, an Illinois community about 15 miles east of St. Louis, Missouri.
They didn’t have her sponges
She’ll get off.
Trusted news site 4chan is reporting that Shaearion here is Moochelle’s secret girlfriend.
Shaearion is getting ready cause Moochelle will be free to visit regularly after next week and is really horny.
Wishful thinking on her part?
oolook, Brilliant. LMAO
Prostitute.
party favors for her next orgy?
works a really busy corner?
pimp made her do it?
Here’s a novel idea. Try using them once in a while.
Prosti, or preppin for a drug stuff
and carry.
My bet is drugs.
What’s Miss Helsinki doing in Swansea, Illinois?
She’s seeking more protection than the average ho.
I just found Liberal Larry.
https://www.facebook.com/steve.mudflap.mcgrew/posts/10155100282574610
Whaaat? Noooo you have it all wrong. She’s trying to create a one of a kind dress.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwy9ydOWQAAaixV.jpg
That’s less keddzzz we will have to support
I hope they tried to card her before stealing that many rubbers. Too bad we couldn’t see a headline like, Rubber robber rubbed out.
Do they put them back in inventory?
“Shaearion”
where do they come up with these names?
is it just bad spelling or is this done on purpose?
could the mother not spell “Sharon”?
“what’s your last name?”
“Smith”
“how do you spell it”?
“J-O-N-E-S”
(thanks george carlin)
the names alone will make you question the effectiveness of their public education.
Do you remember when you had to ask the druggist for them cause they were behind the counter? Now the nasal decongestant is behind the counter.
Always thought that was an interesting name for the product as the Trojans did not stop Greek penetration.
Isn’t that the new Finnish beauty queen?
She should have bought a stack of paper bags to go with them or she will have no use for them.
If somebody wants her it ain’t rubbers they need, its saltpeter.
Why not just head back to the High School she dropped out of; don’t they give em away?
All out of balloons?
There’s something indescribably sad about this …
izlamo delenda est …
Who is she that thinks she needs all those Trojans to protect her? Helen of Troy?
I call BS. Blacks don’t use condoms, or any other kind of birth control(except abortion). Just look at how many kids single black mothers have from numerous different black males. The more kids they have, the more welfare money they get.
Probably cheaper than plastic surgery, except for the theft.
The area just east of St Louis is a very dangerous area. I wonder if the police even made the effort to track her movements back to the brothel that she was probably stealing the condoms for.
was expecting it to be Sandra Fluke.