Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017
HT/fdr in hell
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I’m betting “liquids” is a code word for vodka and orange juice.
Who’s she blaming for being Butt Ugly and stupid?
Perhaps I can suggest what she really needs to eat.
Yes, Trump’s fault for Bab’s weight gain and L Dunham’s weight loss. Well, at least it’s no longer Bush’s fault for everything.
I get it, you funny girl! 😂🤡💩🎻🌋👽😭
Pancakes smothered in maple syrup every morning? And nothing’s to wipe with than the latest obama worshippers book?
Poor dear. Bless her heart
A cry out for Snowflake Support.
Notice the left never takes personal responisiblity for anything?
Bad_Brad, it’s tough being a T.A.R.D., but that does remind me of the Lady Astor/Winston Churchill exchange:
Lady Astor: “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!”
Winston Churchill: “Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.”
Babs considered her tweet to be witty, I’ll guess. Poor poor Babs…the life she is forced to lead!
People who need Pancakes are the luckiest people in the world.
Bid gun:
Lady Astor to Churchill. If I was your wife I would poison you’re tea.
Churchill to Lady Astor: If you were my wife I would drink it.
Ever wonder how Mr. Pelosi feels?
At least she still has her homosexual cross dressing audience.
your tea, shit!
It had to be said.
http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2017/02/for-all-trannys-out-there.html?m=1
Can we all agree to stop apologizing for idiotic autocorrect on posts now? Happens all the time. If you’re in the zip code of sanity we know it’s them. Not you. Most are posting from mobile devices and sometimes it turns into qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Is Rosie O’Donnel’s new nickname “Pancakes”?
Obviously, the Russians have hacked into her pantry and installed a DoD (Denial of Diet) virus.
This could have been limited to the Russians. But now that she’s posted it on Twitter, every hacker in every mom’s basement across the country is gonna start shoveling flapjacks into her flap-hole. Because, you know, the Streisand Effect.
Where in the world is Babs laying on the extra tonnage?
I know she was on the list of those who promised to move out of the country if Trump was elected. If she’s still here she’s not only overweight but also a liar. It would be so nice if this obese liar was in another country and to heavy to fly back.
Speaking of maple syrup, Babs: Aren’t you supposed to be in Canada by now?
Bag of bones.
I think she is good looking for someone in their 80’s
But getting back to Barbra. Fish is brain food, they say, so Barbra should eat shark whale, the largest fish in the ocean.
The reason I say this is because when I was in school in Ireland, I had an English teacher named Jim Baily, he was not a Christian Brother, He was wonderful story teller. He would tell us of his vacations in America. His love of New York, Miami, the Grand Canyon,
San Francisco probably induced me to “get to fuck outta here,”
But one day in class, I fucked up an answer to a question he asked. and Mr.Baily said to me. Moe, fish is brain food, ask your Mother to cook you a whale. To which I replied, Sir, a whale is a mammal
not a fish. The entire class erupted and he laughed out loud.
I loved that man.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Bad Brad-
1.Bush made her ugly.
2. By ” liquids”, she means Scotch.
She’s always had a face for radio.
Babs should try Mooch’s program Let’s Move. And I wish they both would…move!
They were teachers in does days, not propogandists, how ever the fuck you spell it.
Moe Tom, I believe Mr. Pelosi is too busy reaping government contracts his wife keeps throwing his way to care about her tea. 😉
Close enough, Tom; blame autocorrect!
I am seeing a pattern. The two despicable lesbians who ran the christian bakers out of business, blamed the stress of the trial (that they caused) on their weight gain. They were more creative, they also said they had a “loss of appetite”.
BigGun,
Fiensteins better half just scored a Billion dollar contract not to long ago on the Train to No Where. The term “Conflict of Interest” come to mind.
If Progs can blame the gun, can I blame the fork?
Feed her more pancakes and syrup,
mebbe she’ll die.
Hey any of you notice that Bob Beckle of FOX News, or whateverthefuckhisname is, got a face lift? He looks healthy now.
Still an asshole like Geraldo and Juanita, but healthier looking.
I guess he cut out the Vodka for good. Poor sap.
Tommy, I wished I lived down the block from you tonight. We would meet at the local pub and hoist more than a few to GFY. A damn fine woman.
Lena Dunham is losing weight, Babs is gaining weight, and the 2x deported Mexican who jumped to his death is ALSO Trump’s fault.
Is Global Warming Trump’s fault too now?
So, just shut your pie hole. Trump isn’t there shoveling it in, YOU ARE! *UNT!
“Lena Dunham is losing weight, Babs is gaining weight, and the 2x deported Mexican who jumped to his death is ALSO Trump’s fault.
Is Global Warming Trump’s fault too now?”
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The guy who jumped to his death doesn’t have to worry about gaining or losing anymore, stick a fork in him, he’s done.
Is Global Warming Trump’s fault too now?”
No, it was Bushes fault – now it’s Obama’s fault. Can’t blame Trump for anything! Go Trump! Make me Gloat more!
Typical lib, it is everyone else’s fault.
That little Twitter photo icon is at least 40 years old. If she gets too heavy, better put Brolin on suicide watch.
Brad. I hear you. I would loved to have met Sedra. Imagine you, me, Doc, BFH, Sedra, and gaggle of other IOTWers meeting at Rory Dolans on Saint Patrick’s Day. What a pissup that would be. LOL
eat till you burst
Feed them to your homeless stepson who digs his pancakes out of garbage bins
It ain’t over till the sing lady’s fat.
“Fat people who need people
Are the fattest people in the world…”
That is pure Barbra Streisand!
Because if Hillary had won she would have that smoking-hot BayWatch body. Americas loss.
Her concert sales must be way down. For millenials its, “Babs” who? Hey, Barbra stop stuffing your pie hole with pancake, trashing the right and just sing.
Babs, tomorrow is National Pancake Day! Go for it!
“Don’t bring around a Trump to rain on my…….pancakes?
Love Funny Girl!