‘London Bridge is down’: Secret code UK civil servants will use before the public is told the Queen is dead is revealed along with what happens next
- Report reveals the carefully-laid plans in place for the Queen’s death
- Her private secretary will tell the Prime Minister, who will tell other governments
- The news will then be broadcast to the public and a message posted online
- Despite the plans emerging, The Queen looked healthy during a visit today
The code if Barack Obama was ever to die was:
Finally!
Feel free to come up with your own codes in the comments.
Isn’t the London Bridge here in the U.S.A.?
Code for George Soros died: Hooray!
Let’s hope that she lives forever so that Prince Upchuck never becomes the King of England.
Nah, if she died and Prince Chucky assumed the throne, England would *still* be ruled by a Queen!
She is my queen god bless her
Let Freedom Ring
BS is being shoveled.
For Pelosi: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Faggot Out!
izlamo delenda est …
Way to keep it under wraps, limeys. Who’s running your little shopo f secrets? The CIA?
And if you think the burning poppies were bad, wait until they find out your queen is dead.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jump over
The burning car,
And run like hell.
This biscuit is stale.
John McCain: Pop goes the weasel
Corey Booker: What Exit? What Exit?
Chris Christie: Krispy Kreme is Toast
Uncle Al, I thought Chis Christie’s would be, ” The Muffin Man is Down.”
Obama’s death:
The Oreo’s in the milk
Michelle:
The Gorilla’s in the Missed
Valerie Jarrett
The Iranian’s Drained
John McCain:
It’s The Final Splashdown
Rosie O’Donuts:
The Whale is Beached
Joe Biden:
Slow Joe No Moe’
BHO: The Turd got flushed
Al Sharpton: The Jig’s
UpDownI see London, I see France, I see Prince Charlie’s under pants. He’d probably crap his pants in excitement if God forbid he ever became King.
The compost pile is steaming.
McCain: “My friends: Put your hands up in the air; wave ’em like you just don’t care.”
Pelosi: “We have to open the casket to see what’s in it.”
Soros: “Sharpen your oak stakes, just to be sure.”
Maxine Waters: “This liberal will be about decomposing— uhhh…”
Hank Johnson: “Guam has tipped over and capsized.”
Obama: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
Keith Richards: [With human evolution having advanced beyond the necessity for verbal communication, notification of his death will be sent telepathically through a globally connected neural network.]
Her knickers are soiled.
Parasite.
Obamas would be, reggie is crying.
Mooches would be, lunch is served.
For Obama —
“Roto Rooter is here!”
Holy Shit, some real shiners
RATED FLAWLESS ALL
BHO Another Jewish holiday.
Ralph Nader: The Corvair is Totaled
AlGore: Unhappy Ending
The styrofoam pilasters have been kicked down.
Princess Di – that’ll teach her.
Too soon??
Obama codephrase: Bury Him In His Kenya Birthplace
I have a friend who lives on Tahiti. He told me that our disgraced Kenyan ex-president arrived on Tahiti on a private jet. Meanwhile, famous gay activist David Geffen arrived at Tahiti on his superyacht Rising Sun today. Conincidence? I think not.
My prediction is that whilst in the middle of a gay orgy called “Swallow the Plank”, Obama and Geffen will plot how Obama can come out of the closet so that it will have the maximum pro-gay effect.