KFI: A 60-year-old Chinese man was rushed to a hospital after getting his penis stuck in tiny metal ring.
The way the Daily Mail writes this story is pretty funny. It’s filled with all kinds of interesting language:
“The pensioner, who Chinese media claimed suffered a thought disorder, admitted that he had mischievously put the ring on the penis at home on March 26.”
Who talks like that?
Anyway, doctors and firefighters came together to use an industrial grinding machine to remove the ring.
more here
If your woody last for more than four hours, get more girls.
Ironically, his name is Wang Fat Ow.
Those things get hot, the grinder wheel I mean.
I should’ve used a vice and a cold chisel.
Worst misinterpretation of the advice “put a ring on it” EVER..
*would of used, let me be clear
I was not there, I mistyped you can’t prove nutin.
Too late. We have tape of the incident in question….
Yaaaaa!! His ‘penis is free’!! Its a Free Willy!
or in China, a flee Wirree.
On the bright side he had a team of people grinding on his cock for an hour. Tiny penis laughed out of brothel has last laugh at doctor.
A thought probem … Pamela Anderson smothering him ?
did he have small hands?
just wondering.
Why not just pour ice cold water on it?
Naaaa, ya gotta put a torch on it to expand the ring!
Wrong… wong it?
Old enough to know better – or old enough not to care?
(if it had happened here, somehow it woulda been President Trump’s fault)
izlamo delenda est …
Could have shown him a pic of Hillary, Fauxahontas, DWasssernameSchitz, etc and that ring would’ve been rolling around the exam room floor
This sounds like something Joe Biden would try.