Human poop found in cans at Northern Ireland Coke plant
KFI:
Police in Ireland have launched an investigation after human waste was found in a shipment of drinks at a Coca-Cola plant in Lisburn, Ireland.
A container of cans arriving from Germany had clogged up the machines. That’s when workers discovered a number of them were filled with poop.
A source told The Belfast Telegraph:
“It was absolutely horrible, and the machines had to be turned off for about 15 hours to be cleaned. It was unusual because normally the cans come from somewhere else in the UK, but this time they apparently came from Germany. The rumour is that some poor immigrants could have made that long journey in the lorry and that in their desperation were forced to use the cans instead of a toilet. It’s really shocking – and beyond the shock of finding something pretty disgusting in the cans is the thought there could have been poor people in that situation. And if they did make that journey, where are they now?”
“Where are they now?” Hopefully where they can’t contaminate your food.
The pause that repulses
Geeze Louise!
I stopped drinking that shit years ago. HELLO!
I would expect this from Pepsi, but Coke??? 😉
We are the world we are the people so let’s start giving!!!!
Would you like a can of Poopy Cola with your fries!
That really puts some excrement in the phrase: “The pause that refreshes”!
“I’d like to buy the world a Coke.”
I’d like to teach the world to shit
In perfect sanit’ry
Have a Shit and a smile.
It Had to Be Good to Get Where It Is
More Muslim ‘immigrants’ improving life for everyone, amirite?
Poop in Coca-Cola and rotten tomatoes in Catsup! What is next cooties in Oreos?
That would be Poopsie Cola. With secret ingredients.
Correction: Make that secreted ingredients.
Coke. It’s the real shit.
Well that was a sh*tty thing to do.
annie Go Trump
Muslims: They put an extra “o” in your can of pop.
why is there chocolate milk in my Coke ?
The mystery crappers could have picked a better brand…
– Dr. Pooper
– Mountain Dew-dew
– Hershey Squirt
eeewww
Sounds deliberate to me. Why else the elaborate fantasy about migrant oppression?
– Royal Crap Cola
– Nehi. Nehi in shit.
– Frescaca
– A&W Shit Beer
Anybody want an Arsy Cola and a Moon Pie?