Do you worry about your cell phone being too close to your junk?
Are you troubled by Wi-Fi sneaking up your inner thigh?
Well, these people claim they can help solve your problem.
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The drawers are a faraday shield.
Keep your phone on the inside and it
will survive Kim Un Dunng’s EMP attack.
I’ll stick with my Duluth Trading Buck Naked underwear.
They’re great.
My cell phone being too close to my junk? BFH, admittedly, I previously had not pondered that question.
I don’t have to worry about ‘fertility’, I don’t have to worry about ‘long term effects’ I don’t carry a cell phone so I’m good to go. I can survive on the drawer of Haines that I paid much less for.
Not nearly as stylish as the pink nut sacks the progs are wearing.
WWCW?
What would a commando wear?
We live now in a 24/365 radiation bath of overlapping radio/emf fields from cellphones, household devices, none of it really tested for safety.
I’m picking up 10 to 12 WiFi signals from neighbors right now. So I live, eat, sleep in all those radio fields constantly. Surely many more that haven’t occurred to me.
Not to mention the NSA, and Russian hackers, and Cox and Comcast and cell phone towers.
With all this irradiation we ought to at least receive Marvel superpowers. Spidey Sense, green skinned raging super strength. But no.
IPhone 7 sales are “disappointing “–because consumers are balking at being forced to add yet another radiation field (Bluetooth headset).
Maybe it’s radiation, not soy and estrogen, that’s producing a bumper crop of deranged Leftists.
Gotta remember to pick up more Tin Foil at the store.
I wear steel lined underwear for other peoples protection. LOL
Ralph and the hung lows don’t need no stinkin’ protection.
Apparently when you keep your phone in your back pocket, it makes your ass grow.
Ever seen a quarter ton of fun stuffed in stretch mom jeans with the large size phone hanging out the pocket? I’m convinced that’s why I see more women than men with the plus size phones, to make their ass look smaller. Also larger pockets don’t make your ass look smaller, it’s still huge!
“…made of silver fibers and cotton”?
Who designed these things – The Lone Ranger?
“Who designed these things – The Lone Ranger?”
They give Hi-Ho Silver a whole new meaning.
I dunno… seems to me if ya keep the old “antenna” down there shouldn’t be a problem.
Huh? No aluminum foil junk protector like my beanie?
That’s bullshit.