A woman called 911 in distress, with a baby stuck in her vagina.
One little caveat – the baby was wearing diapers… and was a bout a year-old.
She wasn’t giving birth. She shoved the baby in there and the infant got stuck.
Are we there yet?
ht/ Sam S.
The mooch really let herself go
Did you really need to post this at dinnertime?
Sub-human… These kinds of useless animals really need to be culled from the herd. Jesus.
Meats and cheese, man! I could live my whole life without knowing this.
That’s the Walmart sausage lady.LOL
annie Go Trump
That photo has been around a long time so I’m doubting the story straight up.
Fake. It’s a satire site. Says so right on the webpage.
She could take Nancy Pelosi’s place at the DNC. REVAGINATION RIGHTS! BABYSEX RIGHTS! RETARDED SHERILLA RIGHTS!
Ya’ll jus be hatin.
Comment section said it was the same Woman who was caught using a Wal-mart Sausage as a dildo…and it is.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjMje2h29nTAhUDQiYKHfs_AxcQFghCMAc&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffirsttoknow.com%2Fwoman-arrested-for-stealing-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom%2F&usg=AFQjCNHwAvO0qn9g5ikgZO0K-54hT4WdFg
The fact that we didn’t find the story incredible speaks volumes about how little we expect of some folks.
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/curiosities/curly-kohlar1-prophecy.jpg
Do not know who to credit for this comment, but we know who she voted for.
I thought her “face” looked familiar. It’s sausage “lady”.
Kangaroo?
“The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vaginal cavity. She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth.”
First things first, Queen Latifah. Before you can give birth you have to find a man who’d be willing to do the wild thing with you. Any guy would have to tie a board across his ass first to keep from falling in before having sex with a woman who can insert a one-year-old child into her vagina up to its abdomen! Good God, just when I thought life couldn’t get any more ridiculous…
That’s Otis Campbell, the drunk in the Andy Griffith show. He really let himself go to hell. He now belongs in a zoo, not a cell.
I cannot fathom the reasoning behind this act. Does the woman identify as a kangaroo? Perhaps she thought the baby wasn’t “done” yet? It simply boggles the mind.
Abraham Lincoln was not a long term thinker.
Jeeze Louise. In other news….(there was a really good WH press conference this morning. Huckabee-Sanders filled in for Spicer, who is away for his Navy UTA.)
That satire site has some really out-there headline writers. Out-there and funny!
LOLOL!
Wait, I don’t know the Sausage Lady story.
Please don’t tell me. lol
Snausages.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It’s bacon!!!
Was she trying to smuggle the baby across the boarder?
So y’all don’t think it’s an Otis lookalike?
It was a religious ceremony in a sense as the baby was born again.
I don’t know, Moe Tom. She looks a lot like that thing that wiped out Arnold’s team in Central America.
Satire or not, that’s just plain nasty.
She is not of the human race that’s for sure. I don’t even know what animal you would pair her with, there isn’t one on this earth. She came from the Planet of the Apes, but even apes know better than to do that to a child. Thank God, the doctor told her she would never have children, the minute she landed on earth she was sterilized and rightly so.
So, out with it, is that the Wookie’s older or
younger sister done gone all afrifreeekish?
I hope her boyfriend wears a miner’s helmet and ties himself off to the bedpost before entering……
Please. Some of you guys believe this?
By Jove, I believe you’ve discovered the Missing Link!
My bad Fur …. apologies from the Western Front
Fake story I think.