From the “You gotta be Chittin me” File – IOTW Report

From the “You gotta be Chittin me” File

A woman called 911 in distress, with a baby stuck in her vagina.

One little caveat – the baby was wearing diapers… and was a bout a year-old.

She wasn’t giving birth. She shoved the baby in there and the infant got stuck.

Are we there yet?

ht/ Sam S.

 

 

34 Comments on From the “You gotta be Chittin me” File

  1. “The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vaginal cavity. She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth.”

    First things first, Queen Latifah. Before you can give birth you have to find a man who’d be willing to do the wild thing with you. Any guy would have to tie a board across his ass first to keep from falling in before having sex with a woman who can insert a one-year-old child into her vagina up to its abdomen! Good God, just when I thought life couldn’t get any more ridiculous…

  2. I cannot fathom the reasoning behind this act. Does the woman identify as a kangaroo? Perhaps she thought the baby wasn’t “done” yet? It simply boggles the mind.

  3. Jeeze Louise. In other news….(there was a really good WH press conference this morning. Huckabee-Sanders filled in for Spicer, who is away for his Navy UTA.)

  4. That satire site has some really out-there headline writers. Out-there and funny!

    SEAN SPICER KICKED OFF OVERBOOKED AIR FORCE ONE FLIGHT TO MAR-A-LAGO

    YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”

    ‘LITTLE OLD LADY’ ARRESTED FOR MAKING FUR COATS WITH NEIGHBOR’S CATS

    TORNADO CARRIES MOBILE HOME 130 MILES, FAMILY INSIDE UNHARMED

    MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP

  5. She is not of the human race that’s for sure. I don’t even know what animal you would pair her with, there isn’t one on this earth. She came from the Planet of the Apes, but even apes know better than to do that to a child. Thank God, the doctor told her she would never have children, the minute she landed on earth she was sterilized and rightly so.

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